Guest Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Got a couple of Apple stickers with me new iPhone - WHY, WHY does Apple always provide me with two white apple stickers each time I buy an Apple device, I now have 17 of them. Does anyone know where I am suppose to stick them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Got a couple of Apple stickers with me new iPhone - WHY, WHY does Apple always provide me with two white apple stickers each time I buy an Apple device, I now have 17 of them. Does anyone know where I am suppose to stick them? The first place I can suggest is straight up your gaping fucking arse, you cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Got a couple of Apple stickers with me new iPhone - WHY, WHY does Apple always provide me with two white apple stickers each time I buy an Apple device, I now have 17 of them. Does anyone know where I am suppose to stick them? You must be irrisistible in long grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Spotto, MrsRoops, if you have any influence with the lad, would you exert some of it, just to get Scruffers back and into the business of cunting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Is he having lots of sex and cant be bothered with us now ? I Say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 I Say! I say you should message the cunt and get him sorted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Spotto, MrsRoops, if you have any influence with the lad, would you exert some of it, just to get Scruffers back and into the business of cunting? We have zero influence with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 We have zero influence with him. That's a shame. It would be nice to know he is still with us. Thank you for notifying us all that Scruffo is the free spirit he has always claimed to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 He did mention a few times that he intended at some point to go to Australia, though my guess is his PC has crashed or something else like it, after all the poor bloke is skint (if he's to be believed) and besides its only been a week or so. He'd be 'impressed' by our concerns, less he has now become Moi in disguise... I don't think it's possible for Apple to stoop so low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 I'm in Australia at the moment Jazz and I've not seen the cunt. Did hear some cunt at the pub whinging to his mates he couldn't land a fuck so maybe that was him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 I'm still here, my job is on the brink, the supervisors job I applied for got given to some twat as it's some women's husband. If they think I am doing them any favours when he starts they can take a running jump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 I'm still here, my job is on the brink, the supervisors job I applied for got given to some twat as it's some women's husband. If they think I am doing them any favours when he starts they can take a running jump! Sorry about the promotion, mate. But glad to see you're still with us. Just do what is necessary to achieve your goals, and leave the rest to do the same. Let them see who gets the work done, and who does not. It's the only way to distance yourself from the dead weight in your department, Scruffo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 I'm still here, my job is on the brink, the supervisors job I applied for got given to some twat as it's some women's husband. If they think I am doing them any favours when he starts they can take a running jump! Fuck ! Just when I thought it was safe to make a Nom about Eunuch Tradesmen who worked for Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I think Apple should turn up for work naked. It will get him noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 I'm still here, my job is on the brink, the supervisors job I applied for got given to some twat as it's some women's husband. If they think I am doing them any favours when he starts they can take a running jump! Are you a groundsman at an athletics facility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I have been single for so long I am considering a trip to Dignitas. Comparing that woman at work to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I have been single for so long I am considering a trip to Dignitas. Comparing that woman at work to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Apple, if you'll only stop comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt I'll put on a dress and fuck you myself! How I long for your tradesman's days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Romance dead? Complete bollocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I have been single for so long I am considering a trip to Dignitas. Comparing that woman at work to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Do they have a singles night at Dignitas now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Ok , i will hold you to it, Shane Warne is a Metrosexual COCK CHOMPER. Your opinion PLEASE!! You can't deny he was a great bowler - especially when you consider when he was at East Sandringham as a kid, being instructed in the leg break, he could hardly land the ball on the pitch ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I have been single for so long I am considering a trip to Dignitas. Comparing that woman at work to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Aren't Dignitas those folks that put arse paper and hand drying towels etc in the bogs at work ? Well it fucking sounds something like that whoever the cunts are..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 yes the cunt is one of the finest bowlers i have ever seen but don't he talk some bollocks, i would still set his wig on fire and enjoy watching while i am rumping Miss.Hurley. Lizzy and her lovely jub jubs, could not agree more Fends. I remember standing near the nets at Headingly when Warne was warming up and you could hear the ball fizz as the cunt sent it down he got so much spin on it. Still remember the look on poor old Gatters face when he was bowled around his legs. Poor fat old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 yes the cunt is one of the finest bowlers i have ever seen but don't he talk some bollocks, i would still set his wig on fire and enjoy watching while i am rumping Miss.Hurley. So much for the great cricket debate. It all comes down to hammer work and shafting as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Is there anything else ? No. You can fuck off back to your "English cricket cuntbreeds" thread. I tried in Apple's absence to get it going, but I felt your heart really wasn't in it Fends. Anyway, Apple was in briefly last night, so perhaps you will get back to back to some racey cricket chat from him. Alternatively, he might fuckin bang on about his tradesman days and lack of flange etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I have managed to get a woman to meet up with me on the dating site but wants to chat a bit more first, slight problem is I have told a massive porky and don't see how I'm going to get myself out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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