Guest Snatch Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I have managed to get a woman to meet up with me on the dating site but wants to chat a bit more first, slight problem is I have told a massive porky and don't see how I'm going to get myself out of it. What did you tell her Scruffers? You have a massive cock? Your the owner of Cunts Corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 No. You can fuck off back to your "English cricket cuntbreeds" thread. I tried in Apple's absence to get it going, but I felt your heart really wasn't in it Fends. Anyway, Apple was in briefly last night, so perhaps you will get back to back to some racey cricket chat from him. Alternatively, he might fuckin bang on about his tradesman days and lack of flange etc etc. I have managed to get a woman to meet up with me on the dating site but wants to chat a bit more first, slight problem is I have told a massive porky and don't see how I'm going to get myself out of it. Tradesman days ? Or a bit too soon for that ? Welcome back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Hope he wasn't hanging around the guest forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 I was looking through that woman's Facebook account who I attempted to meet via a dating site, if I had met her I would have been absolutely heartbroken, ugly or what. She certainly saved her best picture for the site and left the crap on Facebook. Comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 There are a few pictures of her which looks like her mother, they say look at the mother and that is what you end up with it, that's enough for me to pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 I was looking through that woman's Facebook account who I attempted to meet via a dating site, if I had met her I would have been absolutely heartbroken, ugly or what. She certainly saved her best picture for the site and left the crap on Facebook. Comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Wouldnt it be more like comparing Susan Boyle to Suzie Quattro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Wouldnt it be more like comparing Susan Boyle to Suzie Quattro? Perhaps its the wrong gender, could of been Keith to Little Jimmy Krankie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Perhaps its the wrong gender, could of been Keith to Little Jimmy Krankie. I used to have the hots for Wee Jimmy Krankie - didn't know if I was gay, straight or a paedo ........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 What's this thread about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 What's this thread about? Judging by recent input, I would guess its about the first big load of shite that folks are thinking about and decide to inflict upon us all. It was however, originally about the mysterious disappearance of The Applescruff. Who has now rejoined us briefly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Well ? Where the fuck is he ? Gone back to his Tradesmen days ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 So long as you know NOW? ;-) I think if I was the latter there would be a thread about me by now. I might "out" myself at a later date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Pot washing and cleaning toilets more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Still about, terrible news about that Aussie cricketer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Still about, terrible news about that Aussie cricketer. Good to see you about, Scruff! We were all beginning to wonder if you had returned to your tradesmen days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Still about, terrible news about that Aussie cricketer. Cricket is far too dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Meant to also ask about the money situation Apple .. are you ready for christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Apple, happy new year to you, old chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Apple, happy new year to you, old chap. ^This! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Apple, happy new year to you, old chap. Speak to us Apple, PLEASE speak to us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Maybe He's Jazz and can't post at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Apple won't update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 He fell down a wormhole and landed in 1962. He is busy co-writing Love Me Do with Lennon & McCartney. He won't have time to post on the corner until it's released in September, and the internet hasn't been invented yet. Happy new year Apple, and the rest of you cuntybollox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Well ? Where the fuck is he ? Jiggers had a genuine cricket based query and Scruff is probably getting through bleach and toilet duck at an alarming rate in some seedy London hotel karzi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 The cunt at work may have got him with the fork lift truck as he bent over to pick up a lost fiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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