Decimus Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 12 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Didn't these cum really fast, being only 2 stroke. LOL. One for the ladies - not! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Good one, Drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 53 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Please don't give such a detailed answer, it only encourages the cunt You're only jealous of him, since you have the goose-shit green LN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 30 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You're only jealous of him, since you have the goose-shit green LN. Goose-shit green is also the colour of his filthy, feather encrusted helmet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 12 hours ago, witheredscrote said: You are a hard woman Gypps, but I wager you are a really good shag. I'll be the judge of that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Photo deleted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll be the judge of that..... How?. Gypps would certainly not get laid by a golf playing, ac/dc, Thatcherite. It is against her principles. Even as pissed as she gets, arse up in a flowerbed, her radar would catch you homing in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well the first line said it all. I couldn't give a fuck how many valves, exhaust pipes or fucking ashtrays the bastard thing had. Because I don't give a fuck. All you're interested in is how big the back seat is, and how low the front seatbacks are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: How?. Gypps would certainly not get laid by a golf playing, ac/dc, Thatcherite. It is against her principles. Even as pissed as she gets, arse up in a flowerbed, her radar would catch you homing in. Isn't the proper word "homo-ing" in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 15 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: Yeah, my neighbour has big tits, great ride. You live next to a convent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 On 21/09/2016 at 0:34 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Cretin Slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Not a bad motor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 21 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Not a bad motor The 'motor' is where it all ended in disaster. They even insisted on putting it in the back so you didn't have to look towards it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) On 05/10/2016 at 8:44 PM, Drew P Pissflaps said: The 'motor' is where it all ended in disaster. They even insisted on putting it in the back so you didn't have to look towards it. Morning pissflaps Edited October 10, 2016 by Extremecunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 4 hours ago, Extremecunt said: Morning pissflaps Top of the Morning to you, good fellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 50 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Top of the Morning to you, good fellow. Degenerate cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Degenerate cretin. Ryder Cup losing poof. You have a nice day now. Do you want fries with your disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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