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Fucking Silly Bint Cunts Who Are Stood At The Front Of A Fucking Long Queue And Give Their 4 Year Old Kid The Money To Pay With


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Well, the Title should just about cover it but for anyone still scratching about I'll explain. I'm in the shop with a 27 stone smelly, sweaty lesbian who's trying out various dildos in front of me whilst supping one complimentary coffee after another (all part of the excellent shopping experience at Rothers Porn Emporia). Finally after a hour an half she gives up and fucks off without spending a fucking penny! Cunts tighter than me. So I shut the shop up and fuck off over the road to "Bargain Booze" to buy an arm full of shit that will make me happier in the short term but even more fucking miserable in the long term. So I'm stood there in a fucking long queue with with my arms loaded up with crisps, booze, peperami firesticks, Bombay bad boy pot noodles, 2 bottles of wine and a sweet sherry for later in the afternoon. It weighs a fucking ton and the silly fat cunt at the counter has bout a weeks worth of shopping and spent ten minutes checking through a whole fucking armful of lotto scratch cards. The bill is knocking on

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16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Let this nomination be a salutary lesson to anyone who reckons that the old Corner was some golden land of lost content and blue remembered hills. 

It was Judge trying out the dildos, wasn't it? 

I miss Rothers. He'd like the current crop of idiots. 

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