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The star of BBC 3 , the "yoof" channel. Stacey was apparently "discovered" in some 2-bob reality show and has been chosen to promote the liberal values of the BBC bureaucracy. She travels the same ground as Louis Theroux but whereas Louis pretends to be thick and naive Stacey is the real thing! Probably the luckiest dumb cunt since Jamie Oliver. The BBC knows how to pick 'em.

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Guest DingTheRioja
On 12/11/2015 23:48:16, cuntspotter said:

Brave , seat of the pants, street journalism in the tradition of Roger Cook ....... Or naive , empty headed posturing a la Posh Spice with brain damage ? , you decide.

But you still would....

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Stacey Dooley is a definite DO-ER!  I defy any "man" on this site to say they wouldn't.  You show one such man, and I'll show you a fucking gay boy!  

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She's either getting her minge waxed or a lezzer rub.

I'd check her prostate- with my cock end.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

This is a trap, right?

It's the only sure fire and most socially acceptable way of confirming you're not banging a tranny - check if she has a prostate - with your cock end. 

Youre not a shielaaaah!! 

Call that a finger ? That's not a finger - THIS is a finger. 

 

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2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

It's the only sure fire and most socially acceptable way of confirming you're not banging a tranny - check if she has a prostate - with your cock end. 

Youre not a shielaaaah!! 

Call that a finger ? That's not a finger - THIS is a finger. 

 

Oi you naughty crumpet, now I'm gonna poke ya with MY dagger!  

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 Thought I'd watch the One Show, can't stand the programme to be honest, but tonight Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse were on, plugging their upcoming fishing programme, so I gave it a whirl. After 10 minutes I had a choice of turning over or pulling the telly off the fucking wall and beating the fuck out of it with the sky box.  The reason was the guest presenter Stacey fucking Dooley and her annoying whiney voice and her witchy fucking cackling at everything the guests said. How in the name of Shaw Taylor did this vacuous annoying twat ever get to presenting on tv? 

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51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I don't know what offers dike looks like. Can any other readers beat that?

The only dyke I know, got cured using 20mg tabs of generic Tricoxagain.

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Mycoxafloppin 20mg twice daily.
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3 hours ago, Rev said:

It certainly seems to have lost its verve and intensity Ratters.

Skorzeny would have bull-whipped some life into it.

And then back scuttled Eva Peron, whilst holding Mossad agents hostage. 

Fuck knows why he was never given the role of 007. It's political correctness gone mad!

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21 hours ago, ratcum said:

Rev?

Fuck me, is it really you?

21 hours ago, Rev said:

T'is indeed Ratso. 

What the fuck is this, nostalgia central? All we need now is for Pen to make a shitty nomination about trains and for Ratty to resume using normal fonts, and it could be 2011 again.

On a semi-related note, Rev, why the fuck is Joanna Cherry still breathing? You had one fucking job to do. One!

 

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