Kebab shop owners who decide to branch into fish and chips

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Listen up you Greek/Turk/Cypriot cunt, if I want traditional British fish n chips I'll visit the local chippy. What you sell in your greasy shit pit of a take away will never pass as traditional chippy fare. Stick to the muck you started with, the piss heads love it, they do not care where your fingers have been. And while I'm on the subject, if you do happen to be the proprietor of a said traditional chip shop, stop trying to sell me the last bit of cod that's been under the heat lamps for the last hour with batter like pork scratchings. If I'm paying that price for cod I want it fresh, you Cunt.