Guest ducunti Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 What the fuck is it with these minted cunts, Phil Mickleson gets out of a brand new ford 4x4 with a large ford logo on his chest courtesy of Henry. Rory McIlroy springs up on an Omega advert with a fucking great kettle on his wrist. So who was the daft cunt in the rough looking for a new Flymo then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Fuck knows, but I do know McIlroys deal with Nike alone is worth $150million - shocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 I always get Phil Mickelson mixed up with Hugh Grant, although as far as I know, Mickelson's never been filmed getting sucked off by a prostitute. Yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Just seen the fucking header, posting on a samsung really is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Just seen the fucking header, posting on a samsung really is a cunt. Don't worry, we put two and two together.......and concluded you were an illiterate cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 I always get Phil Mickelson mixed up with Hugh Grant, although as far as I know, Mickelson's never been filmed getting sucked off by a prostitute. Yet.As far as I know he hasn't been caught yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judgetwi Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Just seen the fucking header, posting on a samsung really is a cunt. It was also the US PGA. The Masters is a completely different tournament, held in April i believe, in Augusta, Georgia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Fore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 The very first nomination on the new CC site. No Decimus, no Bill, no Bubbles, no Quincy, no Eddie, no Manky, no Drew, no Withers and no fucking humour. What an absolute load of fucking shit. Pen, shove your glory days up your fucking arse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 On 11/08/2014 at 5:30 PM, cuntspotter said: Fore! Skin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judgetwi Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: The very first nomination on the new CC site. No Decimus, no Bill, no Bubbles, no Quincy, no Eddie, no Manky, no Drew, no Withers and no fucking humour. What an absolute load of fucking shit. Pen, shove your glory days up your fucking arse. A shit nom, demonstrating a severe lack of knowledge, made by a wanker so pissed he couldn’t spell his way out of a paper bag. Sorry......what was your point again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: A shit nom, demonstrating a severe lack of knowledge, made by a wanker so pissed he couldn’t spell his way out of a paper bag. Sorry......what was your point again? I thought he was aiming for a rib-tickling play on an 'Aneurism / American' mash-up. Having been made aware it was the first nom on this new site, I realise he(?) was setting the bar so low that all the misogynistic / homophobic / thread-hijacking bollocks that was to come would be as if the spirit of Peter Ustinov had taken up residence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 I cannot state strongly enough, how shit watching golf on television is. Only the saddest of wannabe fucking mongs engage in such a waste of life. If you can't afford to go to the event then fuck off, get out and do something productive with the time. As far as we know, you're only here once, and the time would be better spent with fit birds, fine spirits, and shagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judgetwi Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: As far as we know, you're only here once, and the time would be better spent with fit birds, fine spirits, and shagging. Frank? Billy Bullshitter? Willy Wanksack? Tony Tosspot? Mark Mouthalmighty? Jimmy Ji....... oh fuck it, I can’t be arsed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Stickers Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 15 hours ago, judgetwi said: Frank? Billy Bullshitter? Willy Wanksack? Tony Tosspot? Mark Mouthalmighty? Jimmy Ji....... oh fuck it, I can’t be arsed! Desperate name dropping from a washed up fucking idiot. You were far more amusing when you used genuinely to lose your temper like a little underdeveloped manlet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judgetwi Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 46 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Desperate name dropping from a washed up fucking idiot. You were far more amusing when you used genuinely to lose your temper like a little underdeveloped manlet. Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 On 04/02/2018 at 2:58 PM, Wizardsleeve said: I cannot state strongly enough, how shit watching golf on television is. Only the saddest of wannabe fucking mongs engage in such a waste of life. If you can't afford to go to the event then fuck off, get out and do something productive with the time. As far as we know, you're only here once, and the time would be better spent with fit birds, fine spirits, and shagging. Basically golf is some cunt dressed up like a dogs dinner, whacking a ball, the camera pans up trying to spot a white object 2 inches in diameter against a fucking leaden sky and the demented whooping of a load of overweight yanks dressed like cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Basically golf is some cunt dressed up like a dogs dinner, whacking a ball, the camera pans up trying to spot a white object 2 inches in diameter against a fucking leaden sky and the demented whooping of a load of overweight yanks dressed like cunts. May I summarize that to read golf is for poofs and irons...and the occasional wood? I'll get me coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Also bunkers and roughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 19 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: May I summarize that to read golf is for poofs and irons...and the occasional wood? I'll get me coat. I've used that one before and my coat stayed in the cloak room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Stickers Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Judge you stupid cunt, here's the material for your next nomination you paranoid mentalist fuckwit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judgetwi Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Momentous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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