Butter Cuntery

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Seems like every morning I get up and some fuckers has either used up all the bastard butter and put an empty tub back in the fridge or worse, they've done that totally cuntish trick of getting burnt toast crumbs smeared into the spread, making it completely inedible. It'f totally twattish. (Judgecock.... I'm running a 2 for 1 special on "Fuck offs", so before you start, fuck off, twat and fuck off, cunt)