Egyptian statue moves by itself

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They're cunts, because it's fucking obvious why it's doing this. The base is clad with a fabric that has directional fibres - put that on a smooth glass surface and micro vibrations from footfall, traffic, seismic etc. will cause the object to "walk" against the fibre, thus rotate, very slowly. Clearly you've never seen an industrial vibratory feeder system. I just cannot believe the total ignorance that leads today's gullible cunts to automatically leap to the "supernatural" conclusion first of all. Fuck off and learn something practical, you cunts. Or call the psychic hotline, as you choose.