Prince/Princess Cunty of Cuntshire

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At the time of writing, yet to be born, however, minutes after dropping will be a magnet for the attentions of some of the biggest cunts in the world. Although being a relatively innocent infant (a borderline cunt solely on the basis of being Royal) the attentions of these sycophantic Royal watching twats will be take its cuntishness way off the scale warping its own personality and fucking with the minds up of everyone else in having to listen to shit about baby shit and further shit. It makes my stomach churn to imagine what 'it' will turn up to be like in a few years. e.g. "first 'magic' moments riding a bike" will result in crushing garden snails on path, falling off giving convulsive Nazi salutes and pissing over the family cat - putting the boot into the poor creature's face.