Fucking Shite BBfuckingC coverage Of Wimbledon

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I've just about had enough of the bollocks BBC coverage of Wimbledon. You get sat down and just about manage to get semi interested in a match when Sue fucking Barkers corrugated face pops onto the screen and says "unfortunately we now have to leave this match as we are popping over to centre court to watch Lorry Blobson lose her match against an unpronounceable bint from some godforsaken Slavic shithole". Ok.... it may not have actually been phrased that way but you get the picture. The remote control is on the side and having grafted my bollocks off for the last few days, I'm in the chair, I'm comfy and I'm not fucking moving until nature calls. So I get interested in that match only for the craggy visage of Sue Barker to reappear and tell me that coverage on this channel is now ceasing as we have to go to the news, however...... you can watch it on the red button if you can move your fat arse. I cant' and even if I could it's low grade stroboscopic coverage that looks like it's being streamed from youtube. BBC Wimbledon coverage is as old and dated as the Barker bint that presents it. Speaking of which....... I remember her being worth a quick tug back in the 70's. Time has not been kind at all. Her eyes are that wrinkled now that she looks like she's had her head threaded to screw a fucking hat on.