Barking dogs and their owners

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What is the pleasure in owning a barking, howling, yapping dog? Really? WHY DO PEOPLE IT? Where's the fun? "Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap." How lovely to have that in your house. Are you fucking deaf? Or just plain irresponsible. I once had a neighbour who was ignorant enough to keep two outdoor caged dogs that were never let out. Half the day it would be "BARK! Quiet! BARK! Quiet! BARK! Quiet! BARK! Quiet! BARK! Quiet! BARK! Quiet! BARK! Quiet! BARK! Quiet! BARK! Quiet! BARK! Quiet!" and half the night it would be "HOWL! Quit it! HOWL! Quit it! HOWL! Quit it! HOWL! Quit it! HOWL! Quit it! HOWL! Quit it! HOWL! Quit it! HOWL! Quit it! HOWL! Quit it!" This was not in the UK, so no applicable noise or animal laws. Ultimately, after nearly a year of no proper sleep, I poisoned the dogs. Good riddance. Owner was the real problem, not the animals, so I did not do this lightly. Should really have poisoned him, and his stupid family, who honestly had such low IQs they couldn't understand the problem and were all cunts.