Batman

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I mean some people love the comics, TV series and films, but in any guise Batman is a C.U.N.T. The rich-boy guilt, that stupid breathy voice, that leather gear screaming "from queer to eternity - or from queer to eternity because the Joker made my poo chute bleed like the Ganges in cyclone season".. fictional cunt. And he doesn't even have any superpowers. The trendy fuck-Vienetta of a Santa Claus. When he daaa daaas in the table sometimes he waltzes over a pterodactyl and goes "yeah, you are my best friend." But the cunt gas gets to his lozenges of Gareth Bale masks and utterly Portugueses his sparrow yeaaah yeaaah maaaan