Furbys

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Anyone remember these little abominations? A sinister combination of an owl, a furball and Satan, Furbys may appear to be just an annoying little toy that just never, and I repeat, NEVER shuts the fuck up, but the true nature of these hairy cunts is far more disturbing. The manufacturers would have you believe that they are battery operated, but this is in fact a lie, as Furbys are actually powered by the souls of dead children. This is on account of them being completely fucking evil! In fact, there was quite a controversy when they were originally launched back in 1998 wherein, at midnight, the toy would come to life and attempt to brutally murder and eat its owner! Such incidents were causally dismissed by the manufacturers as being a "minor glitch in the Furbys programming". Avoid these evil little Cunts at all cost!