Some cunt at the OED

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Apparently some cunt at the OED has decided that from today, the previously incorrect usage of the word "literally" so favoured by professional footballers and other assorted spastics when they're trying to really emphasise the strength of their emotions - "I was so happy my fuckin' head literally fell off!" - is now perfectly fine and correct. It's now ok to say "Wow, I literally shat myself then!" even though there's no poo in your pants and you don't smell like a dead tramp. So, if you're the twat at the OED that decided that this is now ok, you are a cunt. How can I sit there now, being all smug at the feckless cunts on Big Brother when they come out with shit like "Yeah like, erm....we're like literally such a talented, brilliant group of individuals, we're like literally all so fantastic. Literally." Cunts.