Appparent erudite Corniah pasty experts.

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These cunts sniff out any desperate pikey cunt self loathing enough to be eating one of those stinky things and precede to bore the tits off them with a history of the product , half savoury half sweet apple filling , big crust served as handle for grubby tin miner fingers etc etc. Always garnished the bullshit with a textbook " tthese pastys are nothing like the REAL ones served in Cornwall " A claim often utilized by Guiness drinkers , with their " this tastes nothi g like Guiness served in a real Irish pub " bollock squeezing statement of disinterest.