Creepypastas

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Judging by the title I thought that I had found a Halloween themed dish website. Imagine my disappointment when instead I stumbled upon a bunch of pretentious cunts who think of themselves as the next Stephen King. Even I can write more horrifying tales then these lightweights: Once upon a time there was a Cornish pasty, and it was haunted, the end. once upon a time there was a hideous creature who had a face that was made of plastic, wax, and stale cum. I believe the locals refer to her as Joan Rivers, the end. Once upon a time, Kerry Katonas virgina. No further explanation necessary, the end. See, piece of piss! Stick to Call Of Duty kids and leave the story writing to the pros!