Cycle-path Dog-Shitorama

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Near where I live, there's an old abandoned railway line that's been developed especially for the use of cyclists. You can tell that, due to the signs every few of yards with the words 'cycle-path' on them, accompanied by pictures of said bicycles. So when some dozy cunt gives me the evil eye for daring to venture into his dogs' 5 mile long toileting are, I'm left feeling more than a little miffed. Granted, the many turds strewn about the place make for a rather stimulating and challenging slalom. But it doesn't quite make up for the inconvenience, smell or the twenty minutes it takes coaxing the excreta off my tires when I get home!