Floating Nuggets

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Just had to leg it into the brick shit house, whilst very quickly taking down the Bill Grundy's. phew! I fucking made it with only nanoseconds to go. After dropping a high fiberous 3 pounder while the damb busters tune's going through my head for some strange reason, I then proceeded to give the reverberating pop hole a good wipe. Quickly flushing the white trumpet, in my haste I noticed a floating nugget that had decided to wear a fucking life belt, so I waited for about 30 seconds then flushed again.. then again.. And again, the little cunt just wouldn't go! So I just threw a piece of bog paper over it, shut the lid and fucked off! Hopefully the other half won't notice eh!