Wanking in public...on a bike....one handed.

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.....FFS, cycling around a shopping mall in Castleford "pleasuring "himself, according to the Pontefract and Castleford Times.... step forward Vlasdimil Kepr, 24, now barred from entering Carlton Lanes Shopping Centre in Castleford, after being caught cycling through the arcade while performing the solo sex act. My first thoughts are, that as co-ordinated as he may be, I would have been more impressed if he had been on a unicycle. The Judge, Sir Geoffery Marson QC imposed a sexual offences prevention order and banned him from returning to Carlton Lanes or from entering female toilets and changing rooms ( smart move there, Geoff). Who says men can't multi-task.