CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Fucking shirt lifting spunk gurgling gay ass fucktard. Go and get screwed to death between Elton John and Boy George you absolute cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 Tom Daley has been nominated for BBC Sports Personality of the Year. His sporting success in 2021 amounted to him being one half (diving partner Mattie Lee being the other 50%) of a team that won a gold medal in the 10m synchronised diving at the Tokyo Olympics. A commendable achievement, particularly as this was his fourth attempt / opportunity to do so. Nonetheless, I'd argue that it pales into insignificance beside Tom Dean's achievement of becoming he first male British swimmer to win two gold Olympic medals at the same games in 113 years. Or Jonny Brownlee finally winning an Olympic Gold, also as part of a team (triathlon mixed relay). It's almost as if there's another reason behind this nomination of this (in Olympic medal winning and purely sporting terms) unremarkable athlete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 On 13/12/2021 at 10:42, Jiggerycock said: Tom Daley has been nominated for BBC Sports Personality of the Year. His sporting success in 2021 amounted to him being one half (diving partner Mattie Lee being the other 50%) of a team that won a gold medal in the 10m synchronised diving at the Tokyo Olympics. A commendable achievement, particularly as this was his fourth attempt / opportunity to do so. Nonetheless, I'd argue that it pales into insignificance beside Tom Dean's achievement of becoming he first male British swimmer to win two gold Olympic medals at the same games in 113 years. Or Jonny Brownlee finally winning an Olympic Gold, also as part of a team (triathlon mixed relay). It's almost as if there's another reason behind this nomination of this (in Olympic medal winning and purely sporting terms) unremarkable athlete? Perhaps it’s because he’s a “Fucking shirt lifting spunk gurgling gay ass fucktard” I’d love him to be standing next to Tyson Fury and the big pikey cunt to get him a slap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d love him to be standing next to Tyson Fury In matching Speedos on the high board, when Fury grabs the little cunt with one hand around his scrawny faggot neck and growls…. ‘If I catch you staring at my cock once more I’m going to dive bomb you as soon as you surface. Now fuck off and knit my missus a cardigan you cunt.’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 I see this attention seeking, jizz-gargling abhorrence is returning to (combined) Olympic diving because his five-year old ‘son’ (spat out of a surrogate’s cunt) wants ‘Pappa’ to. This deviant is very high on my ‘kill with a cocktail stick’ list. But let’s be honest, it doesn’t matter how his ‘return’ goes, he’s on a money spinning winner. If he wins (he won’t) he’ll be SPOTY if he gets a medal he’ll be a legend and, as I’d quite like, he snaps his spine in half on the high board then gets stage 12 colorectal, he’ll be an ‘heroic role model,’ and receive a knighthood/seat in the Lords. The sooner his husband/wife gets caught with his cock up a minor and his ‘children’ get taken into care, the better for the world. I want him dead and I’m sure his father is glad that he is. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/othersport/1796809/Tom-Daley-Paris-2024-Olympics-diving-Team-GB 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I see this attention seeking, jizz-gargling abhorrence is returning to (combined) Olympic diving because his five-year old ‘son’ (spat out of a surrogate’s cunt) wants ‘Pappa’ to. This deviant is very high on my ‘kill with a cocktail stick’ list. But let’s be honest, it doesn’t matter how his ‘return’ goes, he’s on a money spinning winner. If he wins (he won’t) he’ll be SPOTY if he gets a medal he’ll be a legend and, as I’d quite like, he snaps his spine in half on the high board then gets stage 12 colorectal, he’ll be an ‘heroic role model,’ and receive a knighthood/seat in the Lords. The sooner his husband/wife gets caught with his cock up a minor and his ‘children’ get taken into care, the better for the world. I want him dead and I’m sure his father is glad that he is. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/othersport/1796809/Tom-Daley-Paris-2024-Olympics-diving-Team-GB The next time you post something this good, start a new thread about it on the proper corner. Nobody looks down here in the catacombs much. Now you’ve alerted me to this, I want to start a thread about it, but then I’ll look like a plagiarising cunt. I hope you realise that your slapdash approach causes problems for others. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The next time you post something this good, start a new thread about it on the proper corner. Nobody looks down here in the catacombs much. Now you’ve alerted me to this, I want to start a thread about it, but then I’ll look like a plagiarising cunt. I hope you realise that your slapdash approach causes problems for others. Plagiarise away. I’ll keep schtum, Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 22 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I see this attention seeking, jizz-gargling abhorrence is returning to (combined) Olympic diving because his five-year old ‘son’ (spat out of a surrogate’s cunt) wants ‘Pappa’ to. This deviant is very high on my ‘kill with a cocktail stick’ list. But let’s be honest, it doesn’t matter how his ‘return’ goes, he’s on a money spinning winner. If he wins (he won’t) he’ll be SPOTY if he gets a medal he’ll be a legend and, as I’d quite like, he snaps his spine in half on the high board then gets stage 12 colorectal, he’ll be an ‘heroic role model,’ and receive a knighthood/seat in the Lords. The sooner his husband/wife gets caught with his cock up a minor and his ‘children’ get taken into care, the better for the world. I want him dead and I’m sure his father is glad that he is. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/othersport/1796809/Tom-Daley-Paris-2024-Olympics-diving-Team-GB What’s high in protein and tastes of chlorine? The contents of Tom Daleys arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Plagiarise away. I’ll keep schtum, Eric. Please tell me you’ve never pulled his Speedos aside and fingered Daley DC. Please🤫 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Please tell me you’ve never pulled his Speedos aside and fingered Daley DC. Please🤫 I’m not saying I would have, but he wasn’t born, mid-80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 35 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m not saying I would have, but he wasn’t born, mid-80s. You must have fingered Lorraine Chase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You must have fingered Lorraine Chase. In a cab on the way to Luton airport probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastoftheMullets Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 On 16/08/2014 at 16:16, CCArchive said: Fucking shirt lifting spunk gurgling gay ass fucktard. Go and get screwed to death between Elton John and Boy George you absolute cunt. Yes yes but enough about @King Billy what about Tom Daley? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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