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Both our cats are flea-ridden little bastards at the moment. Flea powder, flea spray, flea tablets, oxyacetylene torch - nothing can stop the fuckers. Fleas everywhere.  Anyone have any claw hammers?

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Both our cats are flea-ridden little bastards at the moment. Flea powder, flea spray, flea tablets, oxyacetylene torch - nothing can stop the fuckers. Fleas everywhere.  Anyone have any claw hammers?

Got to use a flea comb on them, with a collar or powder and make sure you hoover everywhere they sleep very thoroughly. Haven't seen a flea on ours for years.....having said that they died 15 years ago.

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Both our cats are flea-ridden little bastards at the moment. Flea powder, flea spray, flea tablets, oxyacetylene torch - nothing can stop the fuckers. Fleas everywhere.  Anyone have any claw hammers?

Leave the cunts in the freezer overnight, or failing that, for a quick fix, 90 minutes on defrost in the microwave.
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The bastards are everywhere...... Perhaps I should try a shower?

If you have got any hollow trees the Peacock Butterflies will be hibernating in them .. flea combs are a bit too big for them though.

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Baaahhh. Can you not see a gift horse in the mouth?

What you have there, are the beginnings of a shit-hot Flea Circus.

TRAIN THE CUNTS for fucksakes, to juggle, catch a bullet and to high trapeze without a safety net,

or are you just gonna sit back and scratch for a living! 

 

or, teach them to fist a plushie, dress like a my little pony character, and self-circumcise with a katana. 

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