Guest Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Both our cats are flea-ridden little bastards at the moment. Flea powder, flea spray, flea tablets, oxyacetylene torch - nothing can stop the fuckers. Fleas everywhere. Anyone have any claw hammers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 I was thinking of nominating Peacock butterflies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 The bastards are everywhere...... Perhaps I should try a shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Both our cats are flea-ridden little bastards at the moment. Flea powder, flea spray, flea tablets, oxyacetylene torch - nothing can stop the fuckers. Fleas everywhere. Anyone have any claw hammers? Got to use a flea comb on them, with a collar or powder and make sure you hoover everywhere they sleep very thoroughly. Haven't seen a flea on ours for years.....having said that they died 15 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Both our cats are flea-ridden little bastards at the moment. Flea powder, flea spray, flea tablets, oxyacetylene torch - nothing can stop the fuckers. Fleas everywhere. Anyone have any claw hammers? Leave the cunts in the freezer overnight, or failing that, for a quick fix, 90 minutes on defrost in the microwave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 The bastards are everywhere...... Perhaps I should try a shower? If you have got any hollow trees the Peacock Butterflies will be hibernating in them .. flea combs are a bit too big for them though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Thank you for your contributions - it's been an education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 Baaahhh. Can you not see a gift horse in the mouth? What you have there, are the beginnings of a shit-hot Flea Circus. TRAIN THE CUNTS for fucksakes, to juggle, catch a bullet and to high trapeze without a safety net, or are you just gonna sit back and scratch for a living! or, teach them to fist a plushie, dress like a my little pony character, and self-circumcise with a katana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 Sorry I'm a bit late, try Novichok. Fucks most things off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 I've got an Algorithm for that but it's shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 On 12/08/2014 at 00:13, Guest said: Both our cats are flea-ridden little bastards at the moment. Flea powder, flea spray, flea tablets, oxyacetylene torch - nothing can stop the fuckers. Fleas everywhere. Anyone have any claw hammers? Adam Had'em ... the world's shortest poem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I've got an Algorithm for that but it's shit. Not as shit as the incomprehensible rubbish you type out here. Drink fucking bleach, stupid cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not as shit as the incomprehensible rubbish you type out here. Drink fucking bleach, stupid cunt Little feathers ruffled aren't they CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Little feathers ruffled aren't they CUNT. I'm glad we're not getting to you so as you don't have to use CAPITALS in everyone of your amateurish retorts? Enjoy your turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti hoops tonight, fuckwit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm glad we're not getting to you so as you don't have to use CAPITALS in everyone of your amateurish retorts? Enjoy your turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti hoops tonight, fuckwit Flap flap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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