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Guest JackoTC

Both our cats are flea-ridden little bastards at the moment. Flea powder, flea spray, flea tablets, oxyacetylene torch - nothing can stop the fuckers. Fleas everywhere.  Anyone have any claw hammers?

Got to use a flea comb on them, with a collar or powder and make sure you hoover everywhere they sleep very thoroughly. Haven't seen a flea on ours for years.....having said that they died 15 years ago.

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Both our cats are flea-ridden little bastards at the moment. Flea powder, flea spray, flea tablets, oxyacetylene torch - nothing can stop the fuckers. Fleas everywhere.  Anyone have any claw hammers?

Leave the cunts in the freezer overnight, or failing that, for a quick fix, 90 minutes on defrost in the microwave.
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Guest KuntaCunty

Baaahhh. Can you not see a gift horse in the mouth?

What you have there, are the beginnings of a shit-hot Flea Circus.

TRAIN THE CUNTS for fucksakes, to juggle, catch a bullet and to high trapeze without a safety net,

or are you just gonna sit back and scratch for a living! 

 

or, teach them to fist a plushie, dress like a my little pony character, and self-circumcise with a katana. 

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On 12/08/2014 at 00:13, Guest said:

Both our cats are flea-ridden little bastards at the moment. Flea powder, flea spray, flea tablets, oxyacetylene torch - nothing can stop the fuckers. Fleas everywhere.  Anyone have any claw hammers?

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Adam

Had'em

... the world's shortest poem. 

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5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Little feathers ruffled aren't they CUNT. 

I'm glad we're not getting to you so as you don't have to use CAPITALS in everyone of your amateurish retorts? 

Enjoy your turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti hoops tonight, fuckwit

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