CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 I know the ol Bear is not topical at the moment but as he's not been nominated I thought this stupid wank stain deserved a crack. Travels about the world making out he's a survival expert eating dirt and shit to survive but when the cameras off, tucks into a four course fucking meal that Rosie O'donnel would struggle to finish. When the ratings are low he pulls stunts like drinking his own piss and inserting stick insects up his back nine to repair a shattered kidney. Fake as Pamela Anderson's tits but half as watchable. Bear Grylls, your a massive massive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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