White Cunt Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 6 hours ago, southerncunt said: He still had moments of genuine humour and irreverence. Odd fucking unit though. He had some added value, old Keith but I think the reason he was cancelled, was that he attracted the wrong element to the site. Mrs WC got a large Belgian chocolate unicorn for Easter and it made me think of the bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 I have only a very vague recollection of this cross-dressing bastard. He was the kind of third gendered shit-the-bed cunt who still lived in his mum's bedsit, waiting for her to cut the grey bits out of his fish fingers, while he furtively wiped his special scone mix off his fetid Captain Scarlet pyjamas with his favourite My Little Pony wank sock. He brought as much joy here as a milky-eyed pederast on a fingering crusade at a toddlers' soft play centre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 22 minutes ago, Rev said: I have only a very vague recollection of this cross-dressing bastard. He was the kind of third gendered shit-the-bed cunt who still lived in his mum's bedsit, waiting for her to cut the grey bits out of his fish fingers, while he furtively wiped his special scone mix off his fetid Captain Scarlet pyjamas with his favourite My Little Pony wank sock. He brought as much joy here as a milky-eyed pederast on a fingering crusade at a toddlers' soft play centre. I’ll tell you something and I’ll tell you nothing less Rev. T.S.Elliot is not fit to lace your quill laddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 8 hours ago, Cockyroach said: Post Removed What’s with the name/avatar change, Cockster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 17 minutes ago, Rev said: I have only a very vague recollection of this cross-dressing bastard. He was the kind of third gendered shit-the-bed cunt who still lived in his mum's bedsit, waiting for her to cut the grey bits out of his fish fingers, while he furtively wiped his special scone mix off his fetid Captain Scarlet pyjamas with his favourite My Little Pony wank sock. He brought as much joy here as a milky-eyed pederast on a fingering crusade at a toddlers' soft play centre. As apt as your appraisal is, Rev, he was a hilarious cunt and it's pretty clear nothing he wrote was actually factual. I'd welcome him back as long as he cut the deranged pm shit out. BTW, can you actually get Captain Scarlett pajamas? Mrs Goobs would look amazing in those. She loves a bit of mysteron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted April 17, 2021 Report Share Posted April 17, 2021 20 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What’s with the name/avatar change, Cockster? I thought CCF was a bit too politically correct DC. Wouldn't want to be thought of as a snowflake on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 17, 2021 Report Share Posted April 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cockyroach said: I thought CCF was a bit too politically correct DC. Wouldn't want to be thought of as a snowflake on here. I'm not so sure. The way things are it could be considered future proofing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 It’s Will Keith on YouTube? Katana.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 5 hours ago, southerncunt said: It’s Will Keith on YouTube? Katana.... It fucking well must be. Can someone message the cunt on his YouTube thingy and tell him to rejoin the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It fucking well must be. Can someone message the cunt on his YouTube thingy and tell him to rejoin the corner. I think he might have a lifetime ban. Something about him posting CP to Alfie Noakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 35 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I think he might have a lifetime ban. Something about him posting CP to Alfie Noakes. Why would he assign a Close Protection officer to Alfie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 6 hours ago, southerncunt said: It’s Will Keith on YouTube? Katana.... It could be Anthony Browne of Dagenham?? A deranged fucking idiot that's defintely too old to be living with his step mom. There's a suspicious absence of plushies in the lounge though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 On 14/04/2021 at 14:08, White Cunt said: He had some added value, old Keith but I think the reason he was cancelled, was that he attracted the wrong element to the site. Mrs WC got a large Belgian chocolate unicorn for Easter and it made me think of the bastard. made me think of the bastard. Why, because he melts if you leave him by the fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: I think he might have a lifetime ban. Something about him posting CP to Alfie Noakes. Cat Poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: made me think of the bastard. Why, because he melts if you leave him by the fire? He was into fantasy icons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 On 18/04/2021 at 18:57, Cunty BigBollox said: It could be Anthony Browne of Dagenham?? A deranged fucking idiot that's defintely too old to be living with his step mom. There's a suspicious absence of plushies in the lounge though. If you’ve got any clear intel on Keith’s real name and location, PM me. I’m going to kill him for the sake of all children, the filthy fucking nonce cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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