Guest Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Just jam it up your cunt and fuck off! I'm trying to eat my grilled pork chops not listen to fat plonkers talk about being able to swim, dance, or fly about the room as theirs has wings. And the liquid is not fucking blue! Their market research team needs to be given the arse If they think It's fucking blue, I'm near sighted and can tell you first hand It's not fucking blue you bunch of fucking fucktards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Although to the untutored this may seem like stating the fucking obvious, Tampons are for cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Just jam it up your cunt and fuck off! I'm trying to eat my grilled pork chops not listen to fat plonkers talk about being able to swim, dance, or fly about the room as theirs has wings. And the liquid is not fucking blue! Their market research team needs to be given the arse If they think It's fucking blue, I'm near sighted and can tell you first hand It's not fucking blue you bunch of fucking fucktards. It wasn't so long ago shit like this was staple comedy from some TV stations, usually featuring Japanese numbnuts. The latest, I see, is some fucking advert about wiping your fucking ass: How was your experience?; what was it like?; did it feel soft?; did it fucking stink?; did your finger slip through? Sorry, Grumpy, hope you aren't eating your breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Kellie Mahony buys them because its what women do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 I'm waiting for the all inclusive ad. that shows they can also be used by the gays to control rectal leakage after a heavy night in the position of wide receiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 17 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm waiting for the all inclusive ad. that shows they can also be used by the gays to control rectal leakage after a heavy night in the position of wide receiver. I bet you are! How else are you going to know which brand offers the best value until you see the advert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 20 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm waiting for the all inclusive ad. that shows they can also be used by the gays to control rectal leakage after a heavy night in the position of wide receiver. No adverts on the BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Another top quality resurrection from the Happy Days of Corners' past. Drew. I know that you're a baldy-bastard rabbit-warren dwelling rodent, but you can do better than trawling the archives for this shit, can't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm waiting for the all inclusive ad. that shows they can also be used by the gays to control rectal leakage after a heavy night in the position of wide receiver. Don't waste your money Droopy , I can let you have 12 bales of barley straw for free. They should fit up you arse perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Why do they have to put these ads on when I'm having my dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 19 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Why do they have to put these ads on when I'm having my dinner? Squeamishness on The Corner will not do. Try some nibbling comfort snacks. Cherry flavoured marshmallows anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 20 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Squeamishness on The Corner will not do. Try some nibbling comfort snacks. Cherry flavoured marshmallows anyone? Rainbow kisses every month, yum yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Rainbow kisses every month, yum yum. Jack Off Jill do a song called "Strawberry Gashes" Sadly, though, that's just about emo chicks self-harming. If it's pain they're after I'd happily kick their cunts in for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Jack Off Jill do a song called "Strawberry Gashes" Sadly, though, that's just about emo chicks self-harming. If it's pain they're after I'd happily kick their cunts in for them. I could never understand why they fuck about slashing their pasty skinny wrists. One enthusiastic swipe from ear to ear is much more reliable. Or lying down on the train tracks listening to Morrisey or whatever shite these pricks listen to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 21 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I could never understand why they fuck about slashing their pasty skinny wrists. One enthusiastic swipe from ear to ear is much more reliable. Or lying down on the train tracks listening to Morrisey or whatever shite these pricks listen to. What about an audiobook of your posts? That could wipe out thousands by suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bubbles said: What about an audiobook of your posts? That could wipe out thousands by suicide. Bubbles, I was just thinking about you- wondering if you were maybe dead from drugs in a doorway, or something. But, it's really great news you're alive and well. I've been in Chester for the weekend, which I must say is a nice place, but for one factor. That of location- it has a highly unfortunate site smack between the twin shit-holes of Manchester and Liverpool, and that backwards dump of Wales, or "Faggotland", immediately south. Truly caught in a shitty fingered pincer grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 43 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Bubbles, I was just thinking about you- wondering if you were maybe dead from drugs in a doorway, or something. But, it's really great news you're alive and well. I've been in Chester for the weekend, which I must say is a nice place, but for one factor. That of location- it has a highly unfortunate site smack between the twin shit-holes of Manchester and Liverpool, and that backwards dump of Wales, or "Faggotland", immediately south. Truly caught in a shitty fingered pincer grip. I know you'd miss me, I'm the only cunt who pays you any heed these days. It must be the drugs that have affected my brain as you are one right boring bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I know you'd miss me, I'm the only cunt who pays you any heed these days. It must be the drugs that have affected my brain as you are one right boring bastard. Bubbles, you've got cold and harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 On 17-4-2016 at 2:45 AM, Mrs Roops said: Squeamishness on The Corner will not do. Try some nibbling comfort snacks. Cherry flavoured marshmallows anyone? *vomits* That photo was probably taken in restaurant in the Chinese province Guangdong where they eating anything, including human embryos. It's too sick to supply a link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: *vomits* That photo was probably taken in restaurant in the Chinese province Guangdong where they eating anything, including human embryos. It's too sick to supply a link. Throw the towel in Gong , she's got you. Just make sure its a week old one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 On 12 August 2014 at 7:07 AM, Guest said: Just jam it up your cunt and fuck off! I'm trying to eat my grilled pork chops not listen to fat plonkers talk about being able to swim, dance, or fly about the room as theirs has wings. And the liquid is not fucking blue! Their market research team needs to be given the arse If they think It's fucking blue, I'm near sighted and can tell you first hand It's not fucking blue you bunch of fucking fucktards. Reminds me of the three men asked what they would take if stranded on a desert island..... English man says he would take a dart board so he could play to while away the time ....Scotish man says he would take a snooker table so he could play and While,away the time.....Irish man says he would take a box of tampons!!! Because it says on the adverts with tampons you can go horse riding, zip wire and play lezzer football for USA with a box of jam rag so I'd never be bored !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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