Canadian Films

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Have you have ever suffered through an apparently promising film wondering why it was so shit despite an interesting premise and some big name stars? If so, here is a little check list to run through before the credits roll. (1) Is there a lot of snow? (2) Do you recognise the supposedly American city is it set in? (3) Are there more French names involved than you might statistically expect? Yes, you guessed it, those maple-sucking, uncle-fucking Canadians have fucked you over yet again, the cunts!