Smartphones

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Why AREN'T they cunt should be the question. These infernal devices are the anchor around the neck of collective humanity dragging us into the abyss. Cunts using them to text, post Cuntbook, Twatter and fuck knows what else while driving; speaking too loudly and using moronic cunt speak, or having it loudspeaker function. Today, mine dumped more than half of my vital contacts from my contact list. Numbers I used everyday, which include professional colleagues and customers, friends and family with who I must stay in touch. They fucking gone! The day the pager and mobile phone were set upon the world, we all became inmates poised at the edge of the depths to oblivion, and these cunting things kicked us in the arse and into a free fall from which we will never recover!