CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 A while back one of the lads turned up in the pub with a severely scratched face. His excuse was; the previous night, on the way back from the pub, a squirrel had jumped out of a tree and attacked him. Well...nocunt was having it. After a grilling we got the truth out the cunt. The reality was far more pathetic than being mugged by a tree dwelling rodent. It transpired that after being turned down for the 100th time by a girl who looked like a fucking hamster, he'd gone home in a fit of drunken self-pity ......and cheese grated his own face. Actually, what is the bigger cunt here; the truth or the lie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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