Walter Mitty types.

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After rising from my my finest silk bedsheets in the morning, I like nothing better than to put on my finest plus fours and cravat before going downstairs for breakfast. Living with my parents, I can eat the toasted soldiers my butler makes whilst looking out of the door at mothers staff tending the grounds. I like to post racist comments anonymously on websites for a few minutes, before getting in my my private helicopter and joining the royal family for some caviar and a few bets on the horses. On a Sunday, I go to the church I had built for the poor people and beg forgiveness for the tedious crap I've inflicted blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....