Angelina Jolie

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This cunt went on a 18-day mission to Sierra Leone and Tanzania; she later expressed her shock at what she had witnessed there but never said what it was she saw ,some say she had a running with Bernard Matthews and his wife but this has never been proven. she donated $1 million in response to an international UNHCR emergency appeal which only goes to show the cunts got far too much money. After more than a decade of service as a UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador, Jolie was promoted to the rank of Special Envoy to some High Commissioner in the rebel alliance and is now hoping to team up with Admiral Ackbar and restore the old republic. this weeks see's Jolie in London with more than 300 senior government ministers from around the globe that have arrived for the Global Summit to End Sexual Violence in war, which starts today at the ExCel centre. the main slogan they are running with is "Sexual violence in conflict destroys lives and damages communities" Well I got news for the cunts "So does WAR !!" but we all know they wont stop the wars because they make far too much money !! . anyway back to Jolie it is thought the cunt only had a double Mastectomy because brad run out of tobacco pouches added to the fact that it is rumoured that she's going to play luke skywalker's lightsaber in the next trilogy of Star Wars films. Jolie has stated that she is part Iroquois which as far as I know is a luxury hotel in midtown manhattan , so if your ever in that part of the world you could book in to the Jolie for the night. if you got the cash that is ,as I bet she's not a cheap cunt.