Getting Friendzoned

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I met those chicks at my recent Brony meetup in London this month and got chatting to them. They seem to tolerate my company so I thought I might be in a chance of getting laid that night. At the end of the day we gone an alternative nightclub and bought them Pegasisters some Jagerbombs. Then suddenly a couple of tanned gelled-headed douchebags began making their moves on them girls. So as the true gentleman I am I defended their honour and began a punch up with them. The bouncers thrown me out so I waited hours outside the nightclub for them Pegasisters. When they came out they left with them lads whilst refusing to acknowledge me. I want money from the Jagerbombs I bought back!