CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Every fucking time I go out into the garden for a fag, my cunt of a neighbors wife feels the overwhelming compulsion to stop whatever pointless inane shit she's doing and gawp at me through the gap in the fence. I mean for fucks sake, I'm not that interesting. Still, the next time she tries this shit, she's going to be in for a face full of 'Peanuts special pepper spray', with the added secret ingredients of stale jizz, grounded up rat shit, and finely aged monkey piss. It's a old family recipe that has worked well for my family for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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