CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Cos they ban E-cigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Never go in the fucking places, trendy shitholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Never go in the fucking places, trendy shitholes. We prefer the same pub we've been going to for the last 15 years. It has nice customers, it's owned by the same family, and if we don't feel like cooking, they make a nice late supper. Can't beat it a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Cheap beer and food though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Stop whining and get the fucking beer in...... At least it's cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 They've got one in Clacton, lovely staff, piercings and tattooes tastefully displayed to help the ambience. What I like about them is their obvious attention to staff training, reflecting in the pleasant way the say 'Wot'! One tipped me out of my wheelchair when I visited wuth the U3A lunch club last month and then helped me crawl up the steps to get back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 The George in Wanstead is a great Wetherspoons, and one or two in Glasgow are good too. Yes, they have some shitty pubs full of wankers drunk at 11am (yes ok, but I'm only ever drunk at home at that time...or on a plane or train...and sometimes at work), but give them their due, they do mini beer and cider fests and will do us a couple of large Bombay Sapphires and tonic for less than £8 to cleanse the palate after a fuck load of cider. Two of the aforesaid G&T's are £15 in the shithole down the road. Apart from us though, its generally a cuntfest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 They're bland, sterile places and Mr Wetherspoon has never been serving at any of the ones I've been in. Mind you, I've never seen Aunt Bessie around either. Dirty cow she is though. Phwooaaarr!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Wetherspoons are fucking great. Breakfast for three quid and you can get a pint with it at 8 in the morning, what more do you fucking want?? Plus on the odd occasion I find myself in London, they are the only places I can afford to drink at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Opening pubs in motorway service stations is a stroke of total genius, the biggest single contribution to the science of eugenics since Josef Mengele's father forgot to wear a condom that one time in the summer of 1910... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Opening pubs in motorway service stations is a stroke of total genius, the biggest single contribution to the science of eugenics since Josef Mengele's father forgot to wear a condom that one time in the summer of 1910... You can get a drink in most continental service stations, and their blood/alcohol limit is lower than ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Never go in the fucking places, trendy shitholes. Trendy? Fucking trendy?? You have either never been in one or you live in a drain. Personally, i love a good Wetherspoons. Obviously some of them are full of drunken old cunts but they are cheap, there is no shit music blaring out and , most importantly, they are not full of skinny-jeaned, baseball-booted, whispy bearded middle class cunts waving their credit cards about and shouting "can i get........(insert any poncey drink you wouldn't wash your fucking boots with)......can i get a latte.......can i get this, can i get that...." i'll tell you what you can get fuckhead..........you can get on a plane and fuck off to America and get out of my fucking face you wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Trendy? Fucking trendy?? You have either never been in one or you live in a drain. Personally, i love a good Wetherspoons. Obviously some of them are full of drunken old cunts but they are cheap, there is no shit music blaring out and , most importantly, they are not full of skinny-jeaned, baseball-booted, whispy bearded middle class cunts waving their credit cards about and shouting "can i get........(insert any poncey drink you wouldn't wash your fucking boots with)......can i get a latte.......can i get this, can i get that...." i'll tell you what you can get fuckhead..........you can get on a plane and fuck off to America and get out of my fucking face you wanker. Yes, buyer beware. If you don't like it, you get to pay twice as much elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 We went for a meal on Friday for one of my daughters' birthdays, but the Toby Carvery hovel we were going to was full (of cunts), so we went for an "eat all you can" curry instead. Seven of us, including drinks, came to £130, which for the amount of shite we ate and drank, I thought reasonable. However, I've been shitting fucking plutonium for the last 18 hours. What I mistook for wind, I prudently sat down on the lav to expel and thank fuck I did. I hosed the enamel with about 4 litres of a rather fetching russet non-drip emulsion. Since about 3 am today, I've been jet-washing a frapuccino gloss every 40 minutes. My fucking poor arse feels like it's been sanded with 40 Grit. Bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 We went for a meal on Friday for one of my daughters' birthdays, but the Toby Carvery hovel we were going to was full (of cunts), so we went for an "eat all you can" curry instead. Seven of us, including drinks, came to £130, which for the amount of shite we ate and drank, I thought reasonable. However, I've been shitting fucking plutonium for the last 18 hours. What I mistook for wind, I prudently sat down on the lav to expel and thank fuck I did. I hosed the enamel with about 4 litres of a rather fetching russet non-drip emulsion. Since about 3 am today, I've been jet-washing a frapuccino gloss every 40 minutes. My fucking poor arse feels like it's been sanded with 40 Grit. Bastard. You should have washed your hands first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 We went in one on Friday and there was no water in the taps in the bogs- well it was in cunting Blackpool. A nice little email to head office. No reply as yet, and if I don't get one by the end of the day I will be sending one to the department of health n safety. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 We went for a meal on Friday for one of my daughters' birthdays, but the Toby Carvery hovel we were going to was full (of cunts), so we went for an "eat all you can" curry instead. Seven of us, including drinks, came to £130, which for the amount of shite we ate and drank, I thought reasonable. However, I've been shitting fucking plutonium for the last 18 hours. What I mistook for wind, I prudently sat down on the lav to expel and thank fuck I did. I hosed the enamel with about 4 litres of a rather fetching russet non-drip emulsion. Since about 3 am today, I've been jet-washing a frapuccino gloss every 40 minutes. My fucking poor arse feels like it's been sanded with 40 Grit. Bastard. Thanks for the image vodds, I was enjoying my lunchtime sarnie til I read that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Thanks for the image vodds, I was enjoying my lunchtime sarnie til I read that. An "eat all you can" curry? What in the name of all the holy fucks did he expect was going to happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 We went for a meal on Friday for one of my daughters' birthdays, but the Toby Carvery hovel we were going to was full (of cunts), so we went for an "eat all you can" curry instead. Seven of us, including drinks, came to £130, which for the amount of shite we ate and drank, I thought reasonable. However, I've been shitting fucking plutonium for the last 18 hours. What I mistook for wind, I prudently sat down on the lav to expel and thank fuck I did. I hosed the enamel with about 4 litres of a rather fetching russet non-drip emulsion. Since about 3 am today, I've been jet-washing a frapuccino gloss every 40 minutes. My fucking poor arse feels like it's been sanded with 40 Grit. Bastard. Were you farting in the direction of Blackpool Rev? I think I could smell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 I had a nice baked tat there more than once... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 An "eat all you can" curry? What in the name of all the holy fucks did he expect was going to happen! ...and a scottish one at that, Baws. I bet it was battered and deep fried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 Heading off to one now. Its £14 for a large G&T in this fucking hotel, and Wetherspoons do the same with a better tonic for £6.80. I'm not made of fucking money. How do you like those fucking apples ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 7 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Heading off to one now. Its £14 for a large G&T in this fucking hotel, and Wetherspoons do the same with a better tonic for £6.80. I'm not made of fucking money. How do you like those fucking apples ? Jesus, Jacko, what a fucking rip off. Try to locate a "Hungry Horse" establishment. Can't go wrong with their prices. Any seasoned alcoholic should have them on a satnav and in long-term memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 5 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Jesus, Jacko, what a fucking rip off. Try to locate a "Hungry Horse" establishment. Can't go wrong with their prices. Any seasoned alcoholic should have them on a satnav and in long-term memory. Do seasoned alcoholics have a long term memory then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 6 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Jesus, Jacko, what a fucking rip off. Try to locate a "Hungry Horse" establishment. Can't go wrong with their prices. Any seasoned alcoholic should have them on a satnav and in long-term memory. Just now, Alfie Noakes said: Do seasoned alcoholics have a long term memory then? There was a Hungry Horse nearby, but I didn't like it at all. I can't remember why.............................I think it did a meat raffle ? Reminded me of a Miners Welfare Club.....only with poorer people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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