Salty customs types

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Now don't get me wrong; the security overkill at airports is a true cunt, but has anycunt sailed recently. The exact fucking opposite. Yesterday, myself and the Fair Morag rammed the car and fucked off to set sail from Folkstone-a shithole, by the way. As well as clothing, tent, sleeping bags etc, we boarded the ferry this morning with assorted knives, gas cannisters, barbecue fuel, booze, some herbal relaxants for me and a fucking big hammer. Could you imagine trying to board a fucking plane with that lot? It looked like we were off to fight a guerilla campaign. The nearest we got to a security check was when the cunt at passport control dismissed my attempts at giving him our documentation with a smile and a shake of his head.