Useless Shit In The Cupboard Which Cunts Keep But Will Never Use

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Be it the Uri Geller Diet Soup Spoon to the Tommy Cooper Tofu Maker, cunts everywhere have stockpiles of boxed gizmos & gadgets complete with working instructions which will never see the light of day. When was the last time that you used your solar powered non-stick wok or that 500 piece bone china bedroom suite currently stashed away in your loft? The cunt-shaped egg poacher or the Gary Breville Neville Juicer? All of these things are cunts in your closets.