Pickfords Campers

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Part of the fun in camping is the struggle; adapting; overcoming discomfort; owls. For the last fortnight myself and the Fair Morag have been schlepping our way across France, Switzerland, Germany and Austria; eating barbecued food off plates on our laps (think posh Geordie wedding). I've been struck by the amount of cunts who seem utterly determined to bring all their property with them. I've seen cunts sat in tents and caravans watching fucking wide screen tellies! You just know when they get home and somecunt asks how their trip went they'll reply: "Oh quiet, you know, but it was good to get away from everything. " Except you didn't get away from everything, did you, you cunts-you took everyfuckingthing with you. The nomination photo is of a tent containing a fridge freezer; taken near Evian a couple of days ago. I hope it defrosted and drowned the cunts in decaying meat and defrosted ice cubes. The cunts.