Guest ducunti Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Pile of rusty bone shaking, shite chromed, overpriced American hard shoulder populators, riden by high ego leather clad midgets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Why the fuck anyone would want to "ride" something more like a two wheeled car than a motorcycle is beyond me. I fucking hate the stupid things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 Yes but have you seen them in pink?Not sure what colour the bike was but a few years ago I saw a Hells Angel dressed all in white leather,oh what a right cunt he looked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 Seeing as most of the parts are made in Taiwan or Japan these days,they are hardly "The American Dream" anymore. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 I would say that was judge, but he was in the fairies angels.I would have thought this one would of made him break cover but I must say he's been very refined over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 I'm afraid his old brain can't take it, he will be sulking about now.Probably clad in spandex and lycra riding around a South London park on a penny farthing cunting off all the kids that get in his way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 And being chased by all the staffies.I fucking hope one catches him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 Was he bouncing in tandem? He probably had Broneyo at the helm.Is he in the American military then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Designed for your average American lard arse, slow and heavy and fuckin useless on our potholed tarmac. Triumph rule! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Yeah, a nice Trophy single carb 650, or an old Bonneville.That's a proper man's bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 If you want to know about homosexual motorcyclists you should ask the OP, the boy racer with his skin-tight leathers, multi-coloured pixie boots and full face helmet with dark visor to hide his ugly cunting face. There's a street in Newcastle called Westgate Hill which is full of nothing but bike shops. Go there any day and you will see hundreds of these mincing little poofs rabbiting on about what heroes they are , how they never go less than 80 mph and have never illuminated a brake light in their lives. Fucking knobjockeys.. Do you wankers really think that i am going to bite the carpet with rage at this stereotypical, repetitive pile of old shit? Fuck me, the next thing you know you'll be telling me that you don't like football! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Which ones Judy, pic 1 2 3 or 4, winner gets a ride on the handlebars from the carpet/pillow muncher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 When I used to ride bikes a vaguely remember the Harley being referred to as the Alfa Romeo of motorbikes. Fucking unreliable mechanics fashioned from pig iron with piss poor electrics......................Oh and over priced and ridden by poofters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 When I used to ride bikes a vaguely remember the Harley being referred to as the Alfa Romeo of motorbikes. Fucking unreliable mechanics fashioned from pig iron with piss poor electrics......................Oh and over priced and ridden by poofters. They used to be very poor on cornering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 They used to be very poor on cornering. Still are, but some of that is down to the rider skills, ideally they should be on a skateboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 I'm driving along the Embankment in the SM, not a care in the world, chatting to Ming whilst puffing away on an e-cig... steering with my knees. I pull up at the lights and some filthy biker courier-cunt starts shouting some muffled bollocks through his helmet. 'Whats that my love?' I ask. 'So, what hand do you use to drive? said the mong. 'Go fuck yourself you unwashed cunt' said I. He jumped off his bike and came back with.. 'do you want some then?' Well, I did want some. I will not tolerate anything on two wheels, motorised or not. I got out of the car and he found himself face to shoulder with the Frank....took two steps back, reached into his pocket, pulled out his iphone and said... 'Im calling the police'. All bikers are nancy boy chicken shit unwashed fucking vermin scum. Take note Judge, you stupid old prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 The fact that you are puffing on an e-cig makes you a huge poof. Old holborn and camel cigarettes for real men, e-cigs are for poofs and quitters. I put it to you that you are a huge knobjocky who obviously cannot drive and should have your licence revoked. Perhaps an eye test may help. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 I was invited to leave my car once in similar circumstances in London, after a close encounter with a hobbit-like Irishman on a pushbike. His exact words, as I recall, were "Come on then, ya wee English bastard, feart?" It turns out that he was not as hard as he thought he was. In fact, if his bike had a flux capacitor fitted he would now be somewhere back in 1955, the cunt was pedalling that fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 The fact that you are puffing on an e-cig makes you a huge poof. Old holborn and camel cigarettes for real men, e-cigs are for poofs and quitters. I put it to you that you are a huge knobjocky who obviously cannot drive and should have your licence revoked. Perhaps an eye test may help. Cunt. I think you're right on the money there, Sinead. I don't know who the fuck you are, but I've glanced over your recent posts and I'm pleased to confirm that you are rubbish. Straight in the box you go.. flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Which ones Judy, pic 1 2 3 or 4, winner gets a ride on the handlebars from the carpet/pillow muncher. I'd say it was picture 1. And 2,3 and 4. I don't want the prize thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 I'd say it was picture 1. And 2,3 and 4. I don't want the prize thank you. Oh fuck.... It's not me again, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 I think you're right on the money there, Sinead. I don't know who the fuck you are, but I've glanced over your recent posts and I'm pleased to confirm that you are rubbish. Straight in the box you go.. flid.I have found all of your posts to be diatribe. It would seem that you have the intellect of a worm and the obvious strength of a sparrow. It was grumpycunt who said we were getting too nice to each other. I agree with him and when I find my biker friends being smited in such a way by a car driving dunce like you, then I just have to point it out to all and sundry just how much of a hairdressing poofter you are. By calling me a flid, I throw a mong back at you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Frank? This is no platform for a man of my stature. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 You're right Frank. You need the sort of platform that has a trapdoor with a rope suspended above it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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