Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Spot, I've just returned from Ronnie Scott's and I've drunk so many whisky sours and I can say without any doubt that Gobbie is one ugly cunt. An obese fucking think like that d girl off the telly... Susan Boyleish. Shit nIf I'm honest proper, no one took me up on my offer. In the end I took my dad... he's 92. I rang him this afternoon and said 'Dad, do you want to come with me to see Allen Toussaint in Soho?' He said.. 'who's Alan Two-Snakes?'. Anyway.. he spat half his supper in my face, but we enjoyed each other's company and I love him dearly. I imagine you are one of those peculiar old cunts who sits in some cheap pub, talking cod-shit to anyone who will listen; mostly young first-year students who aren't assertive enough to tell you to fuck off and die.Well, do us a favour Frank. Keep your soppy, senile reminiscing confined to the local Wetherspoons, and sober up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Jihad to blues in 5 pages...I suppose it's just the opposite of Godwins Law... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 I imagine you are one of those peculiar old cunts who sits in some cheap pub, talking cod-shit to anyone who will listen; mostly young first-year students who aren't assertive enough to tell you to fuck off and die.Well, do us a favour Frank. Keep your soppy, senile reminiscing confined to the local Wetherspoons, and sober up.Steady the buffs, Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Steady the buffs, Bill.I'd rather steady the optical shotgun sight and blow the fucker away.By the way, what have you done with Decimus? He's gone dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 By the way, what have you done with Decimus? He's gone dark.I hear, through reputable sources, that he was detained after cartwheeling naked through the streets of York, fingering his arsehole whilst singing Dire Straits songs. He began to put his fist in at the chorus of "Sultans of Swing" when they cuffed him. I wish him well and hope he makes a swift return. Absinthe is one hell of a drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Decimus has been banned for being hopelessly lower-middle class.And a cretin.Another shit joke from PunkApe about his imaginary upper class existence. Scientists now say the probability of this happening each and every day is more likely than the sun rising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 I'd rather steady the optical shotgun sight and blow the fucker away.By the way, what have you done with Decimus? He's gone dark.The idiot realised his fate when you took his place at the top of the popularity charts. He'd rather be destitute than second best. What an utter utter pair of saps you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 The idiot realised his fate when you took his place at the top of the popularity charts. He'd rather be destitute than second best. What an utter utter pair of saps you are. Bitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 The fuckers don't intimidate me as much the media would like them to. I stand more chance of being run over by a bus than being killed or maimed by a fruitcake terrorist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 king of the obvious joke.And the working class 'laugh loudly at my own jokes' mentality type.lol.Time for the one tricky pony to go off to the glue factory I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 I hear, through reputable sources, that he was detained after cartwheeling naked through the streets of York, fingering his arsehole whilst singing Dire Straits songs. He began to put his fist in at the chorus of "Sultans of Swing" when they cuffed him. I wish him well and hope he makes a swift return. Absinthe is one hell of a drink...and he should be detained.. Sultans of fucking Swing is truly offensive.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Time for the one tricky pony to go off to the glue factory I think.You're in danger of reducing your likes against posts percentage. Step it up fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 ..and he should be detained.. Sultans of fucking Swing is truly offensive....Sultans of Swing is fucking orsum, so just fuck off Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 You're in danger of reducing your likes against posts percentage. Step it up fuckwit.You're the one who seems far more concerned with such things me old mucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 You're the one who seems far more concerned with such things me old mucker.Not at all Bill.. mate. I thoroughly enjoy your sharp wit and can only dream of posting such quality. Long may you reign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Not at all Bill.. mate. I thoroughly enjoy your sharp wit and can only dream of posting such quality. Long may you reign.Idio.......no, I can't be fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 The fuckers don't intimidate me as much the media would like them to. I stand more chance of being run over by a bus than being killed or maimed by a fruitcake terrorist.A point I always made Gonger. If there were as many dangerous terrorists around - why aren't they killing folks in the UK every day ?? Its the easiest thing in the world to do isn't it. Drive a car at 50 mph into a crowded bus stop - there you go, half a dozen deaths. Get 50 maniac fuzzies to do that in one day - SHEER TERROR ! Its fucking foul, but true All this bollocks about heightened security is just to make the cowed peasantry feel a bit better - fair play.I always found some of it a bit suspect - like the car driven into the doors at Glasgow airport ?? Why try to drive a car into reinforced doors of a high security building when they could have done it easier to an Asda ? Conspiracy afoot methinks. Perhaps the additional troops sent to Afghanistan shortly after needed justification. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Apologies everyone. I've been a bit too serious of late - not had a drink for nearly two weeks. Getting back on it tonight night though. Caorunn Gin & Fever Tree. Get fuckin in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Time for your lunch at the Savation Army soup kitchen.lol.lol.Actually , the soup there is rather good... And you can have seconds too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Actually , the soup there is rather good... And you can have seconds too.A euphemism for another ban? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 A euphemism for another ban? "Boom" and indeed "tish" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 I'm sure this faux upper class character is partial to a bit of sloppy seconds.All of a sudden I feel unwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 You can't keep a good ape down.No, he goes down for 20 pence fast enough as it is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Sultans of Swing is fucking orsum, so just fuck off Ding.You have just devoid yourself of any respect what-so-ever... if you had any... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 You are a philistine Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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