Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Francis you little twist, I'll be repairing to the Savoy about 3pm tomorrow. Why don't you get Manu to spit and polish your best John Lobb's and run an iron over your best strides, then nip down and join me for cocktails. With Green Park cocktails at only 18 quid a throw, it would be more expensive not to ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 What sort of a job is a cocktail maker? Hardly the thing to inspire a movie is it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 That fucker is called Rick Or Nick or something and probably earns about 50k for mixing a few drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'll be in the Sarry Heid in the Gallowgate next week if you're interested? Buckfast cocktails a specialty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'll be in the Sarry Heid in the Gallowgate next week if you're interested? Buckfast cocktails a specialty. Used to be White Tornado from there, before going into Barrowland to see some band or other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'm in France Jackie... Bastide de Moustiers in Moustiers Sainte Marie. A seven course spectac awaits me. I doubt very much the Savoy will allow you access... you can't polish a suburban turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'm in France Jackie... Bastide de Moustiers in Moustiers Sainte Marie. A seven course spectac awaits me. I doubt very much the Savoy will allow you access... you can't polish a suburban turd. But you can roll it in glitter.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'm in France Jackie... Bastide de Moustiers in Moustiers Sainte Marie. A seven course spectac awaits me. I doubt very much the Savoy will allow you access... you can't polish a suburban turd. Unless he disguises himself as a carpet. That would get him upstairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'm in France Jackie... Bastide de Moustiers in Moustiers Sainte Marie. A seven course spectac awaits me. I doubt very much the Savoy will allow you access... you can't polish a suburban turd. I usually dazzle them with a Marks and Sparks sartorial shirt, and my best mid range Antler briefcase. If I don't open my mouth and just point at what I want from the menu its a fucking doddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Unless he disguises himself as a carpet. That would get him upstairs Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I usually dazzle them with a Marks and Sparks sartorial shirt, and my best mid range Antler briefcase. If I don't open my mouth and just point at what I want from the menu its a fucking doddle. Ask for Don behind the Bar in the Beaufort. He's an old baldie with a salt and pepper pubic beard. Tell him George Kleftiko sent you. He doesn't know me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I certainly shall, if I'm not too shitfaced on Sazeracs to remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Unless he disguises himself as a carpet. That would get him upstairs Rug Pilot ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Rug Pilot ? He's calling you an Arab in Hebrew cockney rhyming slang ..... carpet pile - rag head-style - up the bum - tit for tat - rabbits hat - Murphy's law - Arab cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I suspected as much. Nasty little Ratter. I have always suspected he is as black as the ace of spades, and this is some Jungian / Freudian way of making himself feel better about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 ...own up, or grow up or be something in this world........... ..........don't be a carpet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 There was me hoping for a nice chat about which cocktails we all preferred.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Now he's calling you a Jew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Racist. should be edited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Unless he disguises himself as a carpet. That would get him upstairs and without paying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 at fuckin last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 and without paying at fuckin last Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Yes Jacko, cocktail's sounds great. Oh really Jacko, they do a nice Manhattan. They mix a great cocktail in there don't they ? ................that's all I asked for. Why does every fucking thread on here eventually get round to Hitler or Jews. It should be fucking called Hitler's corner. Now fuck off. I'm having some Tequila. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Don't go anywhere near Covent Garden, it's full of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Don't go anywhere near Covent Garden, it's full of cunts. If I had a like left, that deserved it. Made me chuckle heartily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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