Guest deebom Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I dont like this cunt. He's not fucking funny. He should just fuck off really. Why is he on the telly? He's a fucking gimp. Ronnie barker was funny, this cunt is not. Remember 'Sorry'? What a pile of shite. Twat. Pisses me off. Supporter of Thatcher. Fucking shortarse cunt. Shortest officer while on national service. Prick. Why isn't he fucking dead yet, Ronnie Barker is, there's no fucking justice. His glasses look stupid like that fucking weatherman cunt, and that other cunt who played snooker. He was in a bond film, what cunt cast him then? Mates with Danny LafuckingRue. Is he a bandit? Is he married? I bet he's fucking not, the filthy little urchin. He plays golf as well of fucking course. Thinks he's fucking special. I cant stand this bellend. He is married, bet it's a front, the fucking thespian codger. Made himself a fortune courtesy of the fucking taxpayer, like a lot of useless BBC cunts. Fuckpole. I bet you went and made the tea when his tedious shaggy dog story telling bit came on. Why is he still here? Fuck me he's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Shortarsed fucking granny pleaser does my tits in too. His alleged "legacy" is only kept alive by the even less funny lamb-botherer Rob Brydon doing shit impressions of him on whatever shit-tier panel show he hosts at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I dont like this cunt. He's not fucking funny. He should just fuck off really. Why is he on the telly? He's a fucking gimp. Ronnie barker was funny, this cunt is not. Remember 'Sorry'? What a pile of shite. Twat. Pisses me off. Supporter of Thatcher. Fucking shortarse cunt. Shortest officer while on national service. Prick. Why isn't he fucking dead yet, Ronnie Barker is, there's no fucking justice. His glasses look stupid like that fucking weatherman cunt, and that other cunt who played snooker. He was in a bond film, what cunt cast him then? Mates with Danny LafuckingRue. Is he a bandit? Is he married? I bet he's fucking not, the filthy little urchin. He plays golf as well of fucking course. Thinks he's fucking special. I cant stand this bellend. He is married, bet it's a front, the fucking thespian codger. Made himself a fortune courtesy of the fucking taxpayer, like a lot of useless BBC cunts. Fuckpole. I bet you went and made the tea when his tedious shaggy dog story telling bit came on. Why is he still here? Fuck me he's a cunt. I bet his feet smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 There's never been anything funny about this cunt, unless he's got cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I like him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'd stick fork handles in his eyes. And four candles up his arse. Then set him on fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I think you are being hard on him. Okay Sorry was shite but that wasn't his fault. I mean Ronnie Barker was in some crap. Remember The Magnificent Evans? Or that rubbish he was in as a shortsighted lorry driver in the 30's (sorry can't remember the name) but both was utter dross. So don't slag Corbet off. He was one half of a brilliant and talented double act and I think deserves respect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Don't turn into that Londonmong arsehole; answer the questions :1 Are you happy with wee Ronnie's mates (Big Ronnie's son is a convicted nonce) 2: Golfing cunt. 3: Tory. 4: Forsyth (see 1.) Couldn't give a fuck. I like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 10 out of 10 . For cuntishness.... Greetings, PK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Couldn't give a fuck. I like him. Does he attend parties at Helen Lederer's house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Does he attend parties at Helen Lederer's house? If I lived next to Helen Lederer I'd ask to borrow a hose, so I could make a clever gag. I wouldn't even mention earwigs as I'd be on my best behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 I heard he is too tiny for a knighthood. There are height requirements to prevent the accidental knighting of Welshmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Another fucking midget with a mansize head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Oh bollocks, I can't remember what I was going to post, but I'm with the Gypsy on this one. The two Rons, Eric and Ern - made me laugh a damn site more than those smug, alternative knob cheese cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Anyway, there's two Ts in Corbett. Wipe my stinking fucking arse. Bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I don't like the shortarse little cunt. I'll spell his name however I fucking well want because I have no respect for the little fuckpeg. In fact, from now on I am going spell his name c u n t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I don't like the shortarse little cunt. I'll spell his name however I fucking well want because I have no respect for the little fuckpeg. In fact, from now on I am going spell his name c u n t. Good for you XX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I'd stick fork handles in his eyes. And four candles up his arse. Then set him on fire. Faw-kayn-doos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 You actually like Londonm? Are you his mother? Ronnie Corbet I mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 A harmless, yet irritating little cunt. Living proof that the funny one in any comedy duo always dies first. Wilfred Brambell... the queer old cunt.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Nasty little glove puppet, fucking lucky to have met up with Ronnie Barker, who probably said 'thank fuck I've got rid of the cunt' as his last words! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 I like him But he hasn't aged very well since his "Austin Powers" bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 I'm probably alone in this, but I always enjoyed Corbett's armchair monologues more than anything else in the two ronnies. Didn't really like anything else he did after that show though, Sorry being particularly cringeworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 I heard he is too tiny for a knighthood. There are height requirements to prevent the accidental knighting of Welshmen. Shamefully Kinnock avoided this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Fuck off Punkape you fucking chasm of drivel. Got the horn for the Corbet have you? Or are you one of those cunts in plus fours knocking his balls around the golf course while your missus fucks the binmen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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