Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I read re ‘folk remedies’ for me Pruritus ani? (arse itch) It recommended various things - soo I am in Tescoo this AM - I popped 1 bott of cider vinegar into me wire trolley (?) & tea tree oil - I wanted a bott of Witch Hazel - but at that moment - Tesco decided to do the 2 mins silence at 11 for the guys that died for us to be here - so me arse went out the window re ‘importance’ & I couldn't make me inquiry re which lane the WH was in? WELL, I got home & splashed onto one of me beauty cotton wool pads cider vinegar - organic Cyder it was spelt - I was warned it would sting? YIKES Many claim they have been cured in one cider vinegar - attempt. profB says - soo far soo good? I think I might be onto a winner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Sound the drivel claxon' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Sound the drivel claxon' BOLLIX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Try a full finger of Deep Heat on the itchy poohole, That'll make your Saint Vitus dance. thank you for your tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Get a good quality angle grinder and put a paint removing pad on it. Soak in petrol, switch on and then apply to itchy area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 hiya CARD, I knoo I could rely on you for 'impartial advice.' Are U sure it will work - me bum flaps are tender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Wait until Fender and the Rev get a hold of the title of this nom - they'll have a fucking field day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Maybe give it a wash now and then. That'll do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Get a handful of tea leaves and shove it up and rub them all over and don't wash. Give it 2 days, go to the doctors and get them to take a look. It won't clear the problem up but he will be able to read your future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Get a handful of tea leaves and shove it up and rub them all over and don't wash. Give it 2 days, go to the doctors and get them to take a look. It won't clear the problem up but he will be able to read your future. Hopefully it won't take him long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Take a fucking worming tablet you dopey bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 A very touching story, my hemorrhoids bleed for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 ProfB certainly has a tendency to make a bleeding ass of herself and then constantly remind us of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I read re ‘folk remedies’ for me Pruritus ani? (arse itch) It recommended various things - soo I am in Tescoo this AM - I popped 1 bott of cider vinegar into me wire trolley (?) & tea tree oil - I wanted a bott of Witch Hazel - but at that moment - Tesco decided to do the 2 mins silence at 11 for the guys that died for us to be here - so me arse went out the window re ‘importance’ & I couldn't make me inquiry re which lane the WH was in? WELL, I got home & splashed onto one of me beauty cotton wool pads cider vinegar - organic Cyder it was spelt - I was warned it would sting? YIKES Many claim they have been cured in one cider vinegar - attempt. profB says - soo far soo good? I think I might be onto a winner? I think I just found the answer for the long lines I've seen at several low cost medical centres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I don't have worms & I am very hygienic - stress causes P-Ani to flare up - my 'review' will help other p-ani suffers, when 'the corner' turns up while they are Googling 'Pruritus ani' Pruritus ani cure Pruritus ani treatment They might not believe it with you lot having a laugh at my expensive, but Cider vinegar is my new god. Anyone out there with Pruritus ani try cider vinegar, dab some onto the area of discomfort. Happy healing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Try organophosphate and pyrethroid in water in a bath. Then take a dip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 We would never laugh at your *expensive*. With the problems it appears to be having it would want to be going pretty cheap, if not free. And if someone does do a google search for an irritating pain in the arse, then it does make sense that you name will come up first. Maybe you can immerse it in some sauvignon blanc? That shit would kill a black dog on a chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 It's your own fault for driving a Prius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 It's your own fault for driving a Prius. Everyone on this forum knows I drive an Audi & I have a Rospa certificate My arse is sore from the vinegar, but it will soon be back up on its legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I remember staying in a hotel one night and reached in the dark for a tube of Vaseline to smear on my Piles. By error I ended up with Toothpaste - Wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Everyone on this forum knows I drive an Audi & I have a Rospa certificate My arse is sore from the vinegar, but it will soon be back up on its legs No, your arse is sore because it is always being used as an umbro for your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I have had a poorly bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I have had a poorly bum.well you shouldn't of married him then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I have had a poorly bum. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I have had a poorly bum. If I were you, I'd be more concerned with the malfunctioning thing between my ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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