Guest MikeD Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Violinist banned for taking part in fixed ski races. There's a sentence I never thought I'd ever write! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 She used to be quite a looker when she was young, but she now looks like a plastic chinky action man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 She used to be quite a looker when she was young, but she now looks like a plastic chinky action man.She always was its just that people take more to a feminine fiddler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Oh dear. I hope no-one succumbs to the temptation to initiate a stream of lame puns about fingering and plucking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 She's well plucked now........ Yes, off I shall fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I would have loved to have fiddled with her when she was just starting out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I would have loved to have fiddled with her when she was just starting out. ... but, but, but, she started playing violin when she was 5! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 She can still fiddle! I'd pay good money to see her playing Beethoven's 5th in A Flat down-hill Slalom. Jizziot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 ... but, but, but, she started playing violin when she was 5! Oops! just the use of the executive chair then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Very much like a flat chested Ming when I first met her at the ex-serviceman's in Hendon. Imagine sucking on her bumhole whilst she slides her horsehair bow up and down her chinky hairy.. playing along to B.J. Thomas' I Just Can't Help Believing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Dunce My fingers fall around it... like a glove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Very much like a flat chested Ming when I first met her at the ex-serviceman's in Hendon. Imagine sucking on her bumhole whilst she slides her horsehair bow up and down her chinky hairy.. playing along to B.J. Thomas' I Just Can't Help Believing. I'm concerned about you Francis. You are completely lucid in your comments, but the content is obscene. You are in need of decent female company, not those 007 whore and chinks you patronise. I am not, for a second, convinced by your Podsnappery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I'd still give her one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Violinist banned for taking part in fixed ski races. There's a sentence I never thought I'd ever write! Add Thai in the mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I'm concerned about you Francis. You are completely lucid in your comments, but the content is obscene. You are in need of decent female company, not those 007 whore and chinks you patronise. I am not, for a second, convinced by your Podsnappery. I've had it up to here, Jackie... up to the fuckin eyeballs. I got lumbered this morning with an old French in-law... agreed to drive the cunt from Lyon to Clermont Ferrand. She started twiddling with my radio... no one touches anything in the car when I'm driving. Then she put her fat stubby stockinged feet up on the dash. Whhat!. Finally... on arrival, she leant over me and tooted my horn. Not a beep beep 'hi we've arrived' type of bip bip.. no. A long beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, as if we were about to collide with a fucking horse. I hate France and I'm tired of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Never let a Frenchy touch your horn! I shouldn't have to tell you this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I asked another attractive violinist if she would pleasure me, she refused but did say Vanessa Mae. massive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 is this that fat jewish lass that has an opinion on everything or am i thinking of someone else ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I've had it up to here, Jackie... up to the fuckin eyeballs. I got lumbered this morning with an old French in-law... agreed to drive the cunt from Lyon to Clermont Ferrand. She started twiddling with my radio... no one touches anything in the car when I'm driving. Then she put her fat stubby stockinged feet up on the dash. Whhat!. Finally... on arrival, she leant over me and tooted my horn. Not a beep beep 'hi we've arrived' type of bip bip.. no. A long beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, as if we were about to collide with a fucking horse. I hate France and I'm tired of life. She's not a gypsy by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I've had it up to here, Jackie... up to the fuckin eyeballs. I got lumbered this morning with an old French in-law... agreed to drive the cunt from Lyon to Clermont Ferrand. She started twiddling with my radio... no one touches anything in the car when I'm driving. Then she put her fat stubby stockinged feet up on the dash. Whhat!. Finally... on arrival, she leant over me and tooted my horn. Not a beep beep 'hi we've arrived' type of bip bip.. no. A long beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, as if we were about to collide with a fucking horse. I hate France and I'm tired of life. Can I ask Frank; is that you in your avatar or that fat greek pianist who had spewed out a load of 80s shite with squeeky voiced dwarf Jon Anderson from Yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Can I ask Frank; is that you in your avatar or that fat greek pianist who had spewed out a load of 80s shite with squeeky voiced dwarf Jon Anderson from Yes? No you can't ask.. you impertinent unwashed piece of shit. I am Kleftiko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 No you can't ask.. you impertinent unwashed piece of shit. I am Kleftiko. Do you want to suck my dick Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 is this that fat jewish lass that has an opinion on everything or am i thinking of someone else ? You might be thinking of Vanessa Feltz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I hate France and I'm tired of life. Kill yourself ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Do you want to suck my dick Frank? Now Frank don't be too hasty here mate. It might be worth considering taking one for the team. Who knows, he might just shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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