colonelkurtz Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 me and mrs kurtz met piers morgan and lennox lewis in central park nyc [spending her redundancy pay out] where they were promoting some yank tv show and while mrs kurtz was all "ooh ... he's so nice yadda yadda" , my preconceived opinion of morgan was confirmed ...a grade 1 cunt [and for the record - lewis was the complete opposite]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Lewis is a poof with a fake English accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I've met Janine from Eastenders. Useless drunken coke sniffing moron with an ancient rich boyfriend who thinks she's special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I met Keith Chegwin once. I very much doubt that any of you have ever had the misfortune of meeting a bigger cunt, and for your sakes I hope you never will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 The biggest cunt i've ever met is Quentin Wilson, ex-presenter of Top Gear and Fifth Gear. What an utter waste of spunk. He has an otherwordly arrogance and shit-eating smugness for someone with pretty much fuck all going for them. Biggest fuckwit in the world, hands down, which is where his hands usually are when blokes are queuing up to hang out the back of him, the fucking poof cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Did he play Pop? Fuck off jazz .. useless prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Wendy Craig is a 'Do you know who I am' cunt, when she could not get her own way on the train once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Steady on, Colonel; have you been sniffing your secret recipe again?You can't come a-strolling through these parts spouting shit like this. Lennox is black. Telling some of the cunts on here that he's a good bloke will send their internal certainties into a tailspin of such dramatic proportions they'll drown in their own fucking potty slop. Potty slop. I just spit tea all over my laptop you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 : Paul Foot ( Mullet Cunt) That bloke is one almighty clusterfuck of a cunt. I'm assuming you didn't twat him one, in which case I admire your restraint. A fucking hideous prick whose mum must have conceived him when using a sewer rat as a dildo. Scruffy, revolting cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Did he play Pop? Is "Pop" some kind of subtle euphemism for Maggie Philbin's clitoris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Lorraine Chase (Orange Parchment over a Screaming Skull Cuntess). Class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I met David Bellamy and wanted him to do his Lenny Henry impression but he wouldnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Only cunts brag about meeting other cunts, famous or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 I've met loads of celebs over the years, and with the exception of Dionne Warwick who is utterly lovely, and one or two others, they are all affected up their own arse cunts. Apart from sooty and sweep, who have a cunt's hand up their arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Steady on, Colonel; have you been sniffing your secret recipe again?You can't come a-strolling through these parts spouting shit like this. Lennox is black. Telling some of the cunts on here that he's a good bloke will send their internal certainties into a tailspin of such dramatic proportions they'll drown in their own fucking potty slop. Black, eh ? In Central Park you say ? Well fuck me sideways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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