Guest Ahriman Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Here are some steps for all you soft cunts who need to be forewarned in advance as to whether or not whatever you're about to read/watch might reduce you to a traumatized quivering wreck: 1, Turn off your computer, T.V and burn any newspapers and books in your house. 2, Isolate your yourself from the rest of humanity. (This combined with step one will ensure that you will never be exposed to anything that might potentially offend or disturb your ever so fragile sensibilities ever again.) 3, Lock yourself in a cupboard and think happy thoughts of sunshine, rainbows and cute little puppys. 4, Keep repeating to yourself: "I am a special little snow flake who needs to be shielded from the big bad world and all the evils that it contains." 5, Leave the cupboard and find a loaded handgun. Lets call it: T. D.C M, or to give it its proper name: 'The Dead Cunt Maker'. 6, That gun sure looks tasty doesn't it?, place the barrel of the gun inside your mouth, taking extra care to turn the safety off as this will make it taste extra yummy. 7, Pull the trigger and find comfort in the fact that you have just made this world a marginally better place by removing yourself from the gene pool. Natural selection FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 WARNING: May contain mild peril, and lesbian anal fisting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 ......natural selection FTW! WTF does FTW mean? And while we are at it, WTF does WTF mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 For Londo: if you see words with any of the following letters in; cry anti-Semitism: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 For Londo: if you see words with any of the following letters in; cry anti-Semitism: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ You forgot 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 .. I think that they are Arabic and therefore anti-semitic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Yawn. That's four of them, what an anti-Semite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Dewsbury is also a play on the word Jew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Dewsbury is also a play on the word Jew. You're being inflammatory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Dewsnap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 If you have been affected by any of the postings in this thread..........you need to have a strong word with yourself. If that doesn't work, FUCK OFF YOU DIV!. Go back to banging on your tambourine in your 'special' summer fete.Your mum won't be there to watch because she never wanted a backward boy who eats fag ash and shouts "HIYA" every time a person walks past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 The BBC keep coming up with these sociologist 'we care' bollocks at the end of their programmes. If you or your family been affected by a holocaust in your back garden, or a Concorde crashing into your shed, there is a number at the end of the programme... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You're being inflammatory Ibuprofen is anti-inflammatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You may not want to know then that Jeff Fletcher of the band Northern Uproar was beheaded by a lorry while walking down the road yesterday early afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 WARNING: May contain mild peril, and lesbian anal fisting. And traces of peanuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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