Guest Snatch Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 This only gets better. That cunt Bono has lost his luggage somewhere over Europe when the door of his private jet flew off and out went the luggage of him and his fellow passengers. 3 things that spring to mind here; 1,how much did that private jet cost to hire and how many mouths could it feed, 2,how much money will be spent recovering his luggage and how many mouths will it feed, 3,he was travelling separately from the rest of the band so they must think he's a cunt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 All in all not a very successful trip across the pond,one consulation being with his injuries he wouldn't of been able to wear half the shite in the suitcase. But then with his cash reserves he could purchase some designer hospital gowns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Or a glass one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 3 things that spring to mind here; 1,how much did that private jet cost to hire and how many mouths could it feed, 2,how much money will be spent recovering his luggage and how many mouths will it feed, 3,he was travelling separately from the rest of the band so they must think he's a cunt as well. A fourth point springs to mind: 4, Why was it the luggage and not Bono and his fucking bumchums? On the plus side, some peasant somewhere is now the proud owner of a suitcase full of gay-as-fuck sunglasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 .... On the plus side, some peasant somewhere is now the proud owner of a suitcase full of gay-as-fuck sunglasses. ....drops drop loader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 This Boneo cunt could be the most cunted cunt cunt on Cunts Corner. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 ....or the most fuckity fuck fuck Pony fuck, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 A fourth point springs to mind: 4, Why was it the luggage and not Bono and his fucking bumchums? On the plus side, some peasant somewhere is now the proud owner of a suitcase full of gay-as-fuck sunglasses. I suspect that in a few short years, a gluttony of Bono personal items will find their way onto eBay and the more gullible cunts will shell out perfectly good money, either earned or doled, on the shit that fell out of a fucking plane. If Bono should happen to expire first, they will pay even more. People are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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