Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I'm learning to fly but I keep crash landing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I tried it once and the broom ended up in my asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I tried it once and the broom ended up in my asshole. You were having a contest who could jam the handle the farthest up the butt, and you won. Let me guess: It went in at a weird angle and you can't pull it out 'cause you scared of splinters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Broneyo's butt will never be the same. It will be all loose and going to be clapping when he walks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I tried it once and the broom ended up in my asshole. Nobody believes you were trying to FLY the broom, Bronski. Your sexual desperation has turned you to deviant acts. Next, you;ll be asking men to suck your dick! Err... wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Nobody believes you were trying to FLY the broom, Bronski. Your sexual desperation has turned you to deviant acts. Next, you;ll be asking men to suck your dick! Err... wait... Trust you to mock Keith's broom flying attempt, can you do better bog brush face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I am against brooms in general. They are deceitful and untrustworthy, turn on you at the first opportunity. Brooms are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I am against brooms in general. They are deceitful and untrustworthy, turn on you at the first opportunity. Brooms are cunts. I'm with Bomma on this. I've never met a single broom that I would trust as far as I could throw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Thought for a moment there this was about the Broons. Oh well, while I'm here anyway, the bairn's a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 JINGS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Why are the toilets in motorway service stations festooned with impotence helpline adverts? The very last thing that I want when stood having a piss on the fucking M1 is a hard on. Can you please stay on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I tried it once and the broom ended up in my asshole. Slight mispronunciation here, I think you meant:' Up an arsehole'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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