colonelkurtz Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 ......apparently chris eubanks jnr is also one of these boxering types and accordingly his father chris eubank snr " likens his son to Sugar Ray Leonard" - whatever the fuck that means. Although i have zero interest in boxering the father has always struck me as a fecking eejit as well as a cunt , surely the son will be an improvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Does his son have nostrils that look like his nose has exploded as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I have had several dealings with Mr Eubank, (its a long story) he acts like a complete knob most of the time. When he is not being a knob he is being a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Does his son have nostrils that look like his nose has exploded as well? Junior actually looks surprisingly normal, given the plethora of weird features that he might have inherited. That little beardy thing is a cause for concern, mind you. A monocle surely can't be far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Fuck me, apart from the beard I think he got off lightly, definitely dodged a bullet there! Got years to fit the mould of pretentious, thick, over the top cunt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Does his son have nostrils that look like his nose has exploded as well?Neolithic you mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 The son is an adopted Yank now fighting for the US out of Las Vegas. The father won't be allowed to set foot on US soil, not going to see any money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Wasn't senior brought up in the USA or sent over there for some reason? Must have been deported for being a cunt. I've been over there a few times, can't believe I've got away with it for so long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I've heard 'rumours' that Eubank Senior, enjoys the boys (if you get me drift) and has often been seen in some of the gay clubs in London, taking the odd punch below the belt. Wearing rainbow shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Eubank is a prize cunt. Uses big words and pretends to be well educated, but is, in fact, a complete tool. Had his pisser pulled something rotten a few times on tv and I thought he was going to lamp the pullee. Mrs Merton for one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 God and Jesus were fuckin pathetic. If I'd been Jesus' dad, I'd have wanted anything but all that saviour shit for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I pity them poor Blair kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I pity them poor Blair kids. their cunt father should have them all join the army and make sure they're first in harm's way if he feels the need to lie about something again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I have had several dealings with Mr Eubank, (its a long story) he acts like a complete knob most of the time. When he is not being a knob he is being a twat. Frau Rat once called me a twatnob. I don't know if that helps at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 I would like to beat the Eubanks cuntbreed with his sons left nut, fucking pair of cunt for brains. Fends, a good old fashioned claw hammering would be more than enough to please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Sartorially speaking... he modelled himself on the PG Tips chimps. A good boxer though - Eubank v Ben/Watson/Collins... Great fights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Frau Rat once called me a twatnob. I don't know if that helps at all? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I'm stunned that anybody even cares about boxing anymore. A perfect example of chavs and complete cunts getting rich for doing something that should be making them DEAD! Stop paying them, stop giving them glory and celebrity status, and just let these fucking thicko cunts do what they do out in a field someplace and the cerebral hematoma's can do us all a fucking favour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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