Guest JackoTC Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Usually after knocking one out thinking of the wife's sister, however today, in Sainsbury's, I told someone to fuck off out of my way. Appalling. Inhumane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Usually after knocking one out thinking of the wife's sister, however today, in Sainsbury's, I told someone to fuck off out of my way. Appalling. Inhumane. Apparently according to prof, Keith works in Sainsbury's. Take heart that it might have been him. In which case don't hate yourself, you're a righteous hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I'd loathe myself if someone needed telling to fuck off and I didn't say it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Usually after knocking one out thinking of the wife's sister, however today, in Sainsbury's, I told someone to fuck off out of my way. Appalling. Inhumane. The self loathing ought only to kick in after you fantasise about her sister while your shagging the mrs. A bit of visual aid during a swift one off the wrist doesn't count. And sainsburys clientele usually need a bit of abuse if you're ever going to squeeze past their fat, aisle-cramming arses. Don't feel bad about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Told a call centre knob jockey who insisted I had been in accident recently to fuck off and die then waited rather than hang up immediately, as I normally do and swear I heared crying on the other end. Should have felt bad, but had a good laugh instead. Is that so bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I can imagine Londo insisting his old mum shaved her pubes before licking her out. That would certainly prompt self loathing in me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I'd loathe myself if someone needed telling to fuck off and I didn't say it. often worth returning to the shop simply to seek out and remind the cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I can imagine Londo insisting his old mum shaved her pubes before licking her out. That would certainly prompt self loathing in me. Yes, I suppose that would do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 That's a desperately crap post, Abdul. You're running out of ideas. Try harder. You keep saying the same things to me Londo, so it is you who's running out of ideas. Just accept we're mates and feed off each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I get this terrible self loathing when the young slovakian carer who washes my aunt is bending down in the bathroom showing the crack of her arse and thong pants and I could slip straight up there. I get really disgusted with myself. I'd imagine that catching a glimpse of your reflection in a shop window, as you drive by in your clapped out heap of Mercedes shit, would give you a strong feeling of self loathing Del. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Dear Ape, I never never ever try to look at my reflection when driving my merc cos I know I look great. Of course you do. I bet you look amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I just happen to be one of these people who have been blessed with a schoolgirl complexion and buttercup freshness. Not to mention weapons grade stupidity! Don't forget to mention that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I just happen to be one of these people who have been blessed with a schoolgirl complexion and buttercup freshness. what, acne encrusted and the wiff of a buttercup that's been pissed on by a daschund? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Oh I see fuckface Decimus the tart has shown You're like catnip for cunt hunters, you drew me in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Oh I see fuckface Decimus the tart has shown Another of your many fans Del. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Yes Ape, I'm afraid Decimus is so easy to bite you don't need any bait on the 20 hook for his big mouth You're right, I can never resist the chance to remind you what a spectacular cunt of a human being you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 You're right, I can never resist the chance to remind you what a spectacular cunt of a human being you are. And I use the words "human being" in the loosest possible terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Thats a bit hard on the kippers comparing them to londonm's mum's gash There's that famous weapons grade stupidity again. Way to go Del! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 How can I soar like an eagle when I'm surrounded by turkeys (cunts on here) You could always spread your wings by fucking off permanently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Well, they are not exactly bright on here londonm :wacko: They aren't exactly bright? That's fucking rich coming from you! Have you been sniffing corn flour again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Told a call centre knob jockey who insisted I had been in accident recently to fuck off and die then waited rather than hang up immediately, as I normally do and swear I heared crying on the other end. Should have felt bad, but had a good laugh instead. Is that so bad? Crying? ha ha, that's what I call a result. My favourite way to deal with these cunts is You Tube Tom Mabe Murder Scene Call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Usually after knocking one out thinking of the wife's sister, however today, in Sainsbury's, I told someone to fuck off out of my way. Appalling. Inhumane. Use your intellectual powers to appreciate your sister-in-lust. Just don't let your wife find out she wasted her life with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Good on you Jacko, was it a nun ? It wasn't - thanks for asking Fends. But now thinking of my sister in law in nuns gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 what, acne encrusted and the wiff of a buttercup that's been pissed on by a daschund? Oh I see fuckface Decimus the tart has shown Licking Londonminesacumcocktail's mother's freshly shaven minge would be like the time I had to lick the moisture from a cave wall to survive a disastrous pot-holing trip.. ..while carrying a box of out of date kippers. Your mum likes it up the shitter with a wine bottle, big end first. Shame you didn't die in that pot hole, you boring Northern chimp. Now fuck off, you're of no interest to me, or anyone. Thanks to one and all for staying on topic and helping me get through this difficult time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 You may have to sacrifice and go on family double duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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