SIDMOUTH

[Guest Lady Penelope]

God's waiting room and all the cunts there go to heaven.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Not as full of old people as the Worthing to Littlehampton strip along the South Coast. Biggest businesses are mobility scooters and undertakers.

[Guest ducunti]

Same situation at Sheerness apart from the majority being retired pykies, the scooters are stolen and the undertakers only work for gold teeth and  rusty white goods.

[cuntspotter]

I used to like Sidmouth and Dawlish.

[Cuntybaws]

Not as full of old people as the Worthing to Littlehampton strip along the South Coast. Biggest businesses are mobility scooters and undertakers.

Worthing - where the only sign of life is the smoke coming out of the crematorium.

[nocti]

Went there for a folk festival when I was a teenlad gormless cunt. Full of pissed up old fuckers with beards on each cheek singing about cider. Not sure what it's like when a folk festival isn't on but I imagine about the same. Never really bothered to find out.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

Worthing - where the only sign of life is the smoke coming out of the crematorium.

 

Sounds a deathly quiet place, where you can actually hear hips being broken and hearts stopping.  

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Sounds a deathly quiet place, where you can actually hear hips being broken and hearts stopping.

It is a place where everyone is tucked up in bed by 9.30pm. Night life is something you go elsewhere for.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

It is a place where everyone is tucked up in bed by 9.30pm. Night life is something you go elsewhere for.

 

Even the night life is dead, how sad.  

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

At least, next door, is shabby but very much awake Brighton. Even if it is a shithole run by idiots.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

At least, next door, is shabby but very much awake Brighton. Even if it is a shithole run by idiots.

 

I'm afraid there are fuck all places left in this country that don't fall into that category.