Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 God's waiting room and all the cunts there go to heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Not as full of old people as the Worthing to Littlehampton strip along the South Coast. Biggest businesses are mobility scooters and undertakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Same situation at Sheerness apart from the majority being retired pykies, the scooters are stolen and the undertakers only work for gold teeth and rusty white goods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 I used to like Sidmouth and Dawlish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Not as full of old people as the Worthing to Littlehampton strip along the South Coast. Biggest businesses are mobility scooters and undertakers. Worthing - where the only sign of life is the smoke coming out of the crematorium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Went there for a folk festival when I was a teenlad gormless cunt. Full of pissed up old fuckers with beards on each cheek singing about cider. Not sure what it's like when a folk festival isn't on but I imagine about the same. Never really bothered to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Worthing - where the only sign of life is the smoke coming out of the crematorium. Sounds a deathly quiet place, where you can actually hear hips being broken and hearts stopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Sounds a deathly quiet place, where you can actually hear hips being broken and hearts stopping. It is a place where everyone is tucked up in bed by 9.30pm. Night life is something you go elsewhere for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 It is a place where everyone is tucked up in bed by 9.30pm. Night life is something you go elsewhere for. Even the night life is dead, how sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 At least, next door, is shabby but very much awake Brighton. Even if it is a shithole run by idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 At least, next door, is shabby but very much awake Brighton. Even if it is a shithole run by idiots. I'm afraid there are fuck all places left in this country that don't fall into that category. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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